[TUP] WE SUPPORT HUEY
CptChazbeard
As my wife often says to me “I want a divorce” so you too may be wondering what the hell am I doing here? How did eSweden's finest meatball become the spokesperson for the eUK's most bloated corpse?
So here I am. CptChazbeard. Russia's greatest love machine and OFFICIAL Spokesperson for the great zombie hoard.
It gives me great pleasure to announce that TUP will be supporting Huey George in the forthcoming election and not one of the joke candidates as per my bosses orders.
Why Are We Supporting Huey?
Shockingly, despite being a member of the party for over an entire day, I am yet to be welcomed into the inner
We here at The aUtistic and Dislexick Party (TUP for short) can't stand change and spelling is a real challenge. Having a permanent president to click the buttons and whose name isn't particularly challenging is an absolute wet dream for us.
Of course all individuals are free to vote for whoever they wish to...however if you don't toe the party line we will track you down, set fire to your mother's basement and beat you with cushions with very pointy corners.
Hugs n Kisses
Da Unity Party xxx
Comments
Ha Ha
Great stuff.
V + c
But seriously, though, TUP supports Huey for a very simple reason: HE DOES A GREAT JOB.
o7
The Pirate Pool Party commissar endorses this message. \o/
I don't know what TUP is but I love what you stand for.
TUP? Something to do with sheep I believe, google it.
hashtag satirical
Nope. This is all super serious and stuff! Merry Birthmas dude!
And accurate!
daddy Huey never looked so good
What has the Huey ever given us - apart from stability, prosperity, endless TW medal opportunities, battle incentives, and all the other benefits.
Comparison of track records - Huey: Outstanding, AM😨 Sketchy/intermittent
I pledge my support to Huey in the upcoming Presidential Election.
Totally agree. 🙂
Sketchy is a bit harsh CC. I’ve always been upstanding and respectful. Especially with you
CC is the master of mudsling so that's a big achievement
The comment was not aimed at your character - but rather at your reliability in Government roles.
Anyway - all a little immaterial now as our favoured President Huey is returned to office with a safe majority.
still very harsh
In Huey we trust !
also https://www.erepublik.com/en?viewPost=25105600
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/lagi-lagi--2767891