Vote for Stoner Not Some Groaner
Socialist Freedom Party
Hey kids!
You are invited to sing along with the howling wolves of the ever-lovin' Socialist Freedom Party in welcoming long-time eRep veteran truth-teller and trouble-maker, Franklin Stoner, to the Presidential Ticket.
Why now? Why him? It's like Franklin says, "Don't sweep me with no broom. I might get put in jail. When my right hand itches, I'll get some money for sure, yeah, when my right hand itches, I gets money for sure. But when my left eye jump, somebody got to go."
Right on, brother Franklin! Right on!
These days, the PP race in the e-USA is little more than the annointing of our next venerable Training Wars manager. A kind of corporate rotation of technocrats. All very rational and orderly. A bit like the methodic, clocklike promotion of assistant vice-presidents in a staid midwestern insurance company.
Well, che, boludos! The dogs are howlin' now all over the neighborhood. And a black cat has crossed our tail. Sometimes if it wasn't for bad luck, we wouldn't have no luck at all. Know what I'm saying? Unh-huh.
Yeah. Shake it up baby!
We all know damn well those training wars will get organized no matter who's the PP, right? Technocrats don't fade away; they just recede back into Discordia for a while. They'll keep right on pushing buttons and keeping the beat. They're the drummer and the bass player.
What we need is some hard-core lead guitar. Well, Dewey or don't we? Wait. What I mean is, as our lawyers over at Dewey, Cheatum and Howe have instructed me to say, "Stoner is the Bon...". No wait. That's not right either. Hold on. Ah right. "In Your Guts, You Know He's Nuts". THAT's the kind of spirit we need! Wait...
Ah. Here is is. "Not Just Peanuts! Vote Stoner for Free Socialist Ponies for Everyone!!"
Oh yeah, This Wheel's on Fire, rolling down the road, baby. This wheel shall explode!
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If your mem’ry serves you well
You’ll remember you’re the one
That called on me to call on them
To get you your favors done
Ooh watch out strange kind people
Cause little red rooster is on the prowl
If you see my little red rooster
Please drag him home
If you see my little red rooster
Please drag him home
There ain't no peace in the barnyard
Since the little red rooster been gone
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.
Roy Clark and Buck Owens were the shizzle!
I am very proud to represent the SFP on the Presidential Ticket. 'Roooolllll another one...' Join me on the Whitehouse Balcony for joint.
Don't Bogart That Joint!
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Really? FS runs for CP?
He might get one or maybe two more votes if he stopped overhitting peoples SHs.
' People's Sky Heros'...hmmm. They don't put your name on it until you win it, it isn't a participation trophy. Besides I have been run over by many people such as you, in their haste to lay claim to 10 gold, so the penance I get is a drop in the bucket.
I think you get overhit by so many because you have done it to many
What I find deplorable is someone like you who comes in minutes before the end of a battle and snatches a medal from someone like me, which I have seen you do on more than one occasion.
Good to see you not deny that you have (to use the common erep term) stolen or tried to steal SHs from many people. And apparently you think overhitting them is okay but when it happens to you, you don't like it.
I can imagine you hate it when people actually check on their SHs and take them back.
Just remember (to quote you) - "They don't put your name on it until you win it, it isn't a participation trophy."
... so unlike real-life stoners, who would be easily distracted and above all chill, the “E” version is a hypocrit that wanna be a bully 🥺 too
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Where did I say I was upset that I get overhit? If you can beat me do so, I could care less. What I said was you -who is the one complaining about me- come in late to a battle and steal a medal. I didn't say it was me you were stealing from.
What now you think SHs can be stolen?
So care to provide specifics for your allegation? If I am taking SH at last minute it means I am taking it back from a thief or from someone from code. You detest this? Since you said someone like you in your comment I assume that included you - but I guess what you detest is me taking SH back from thieves (i.e. people like you) in general.
And not complaining just explaining how you could get more votes by not annoying the electorate.
Again you put words in my mouth. I never claimed they couldn't be stolen. I said your name isn't on it until you win it. No, I have no specifics and you know that. However, I wonder if what you are doing is, 'If I am taking SH at last minute it means I am taking it back from a thief or from someone from code.', then why isn't it when I supposedly do it why am I not doing the exact same thing as you.
For someone not complaining you sure do a lot of it.
What you typically do - show up in the middle of the battle and often doing more damage then whoever currently has the SH. So if they do not come back - you have stolen their SH.
To clarify what I do: 1) start fighting at beginning of the battle 2) check back on the battle 3) if someone (like you has done more damage - aka tried to steal the SH), I take it back - sometimes at the last minute
As far as putting words in your mouth - you objected to when I used peoples SH and that "don't put your name on it until you win it". I inferred this to be you saying it wasn't their SH and if you don't think it is their SH how in the world could you consider it to be stolen.
Hmm no specifics - how could I know you have no specifics - since you have claimed to have seen it on multiple occasions - but cannot remember any of them - perhaps stoned at the time?
And not complaining just being descriptive of your behavior of stealing SHs which I guess you consider complaining.
'Hmm no specifics - how could I know you have no specifics - since you have claimed to have seen it on multiple occasions - but cannot remember any of them - perhaps stoned at the time?'
I don't have specifics because I don't screenshot every battle I am in. However, I have observed you on many occasions come into a battle you were not previously in an overhit to win the medal. And yes since 1970 when I served in Vietnam I am stoned ALL the time.
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'To clarify what I do: 1) start fighting at beginning of the battle 2) check back on the battle 3) if someone (like you has done more damage - aka tried to steal the SH), I take it back - sometimes at the last minute'
You sir are a sanctimonious twit...who made you guardian of the medal?
Sounds like a groaner and a thief that doesn't like to be called a thief
I say no specifics because - what you say hasn't happened - so maybe a stoned groaner that is seeing things that aren't there
Well, this has been fun but now you're beginning to sound like a liberal democrat. You commit a crime -in this case theft of a Sky Hero medal- and then point at everyone else and accuse them of the crime.
☑️ It is a liberal conspiracy, where participation trophies can be snipped (a good thing) because only RL liberals would want them (participation trophies) but if you snip RL liberal players your own participation trophies are safe from snipping, so taking from a player who takes from RL liberals is thievery (a bad thing)
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You are the one pointing to someone else - when I pointed out that you are a thief
which I have taken your statements to be acknowledgement
I will confess that I have stolen SHs from those that have tried to steal from me - i.e. people like you
Does this make you happy 🙂
As far as your sniping examples - you have provided zero information other than you have seen it on multiple occasions - no time frame - no alleged victims
just like a liberal it is the seriousness of the allegation - no evidence required
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Voted for Oat Willie and general psychedelia.
Oh, so you think just any idiot can run for President, and the machine will continue to run no matter who the poster boy of the month is..?
Well, I'll take you up on that, old buddy, and see you at the polls in March.
"Custer for President-- He's got two working brain cells! Which is still one more than Stone."
Run, Custer, Run!
actually would be quite a challenge, running for second place against the whole SFP.
Well, the reason I ran was to represent my party at a nice brisk walk for the Whitehouse. Did I expect to win? No, not really because running against the political machine here in Republik is like running against Tammany Hall in NYC back in the day. Unless you are willing to polish a lot of poles your Presidential aspiration is down the toilet before it even begins. However, since endorsements no longer have any meaning I think every Top 5 party should have a candidate just to keep people like Ronald Reagan and Trite of the Northern Pegiuns off the ticket.
Absolutely, Stone.. Top Five Parties, five candidates.. don't have to be serious candidates, but take that 1/5th of responsibility to keep elections safe.
the couple few times I got on the ballot my goal was just to beat Ajay.. which I did. I even came in second to Wild Owl once.
you see my latest articles? I've been on a tear..
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Never mind all this 😁 [the stuff above] ... I just endorsed because you were using Robert Crumb pix. I remember when the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers came out! Stoner indeed!! LOL
Freewheelin' Franklin is here to say "Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed." 😃