The Worst Album Ever Made

Day 5,267, 13:00 • Published in USA USA • by Pfenix Quinn
The Worst Album Ever Made
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In honor of the ridiculous "endorse my worthless article" mission, your social-revolutionary music critics here at FUPQ have performed, free of charge, in the public interest, an exhaustive search for...

The. Worst. Album. Ever. Recorded.


Note: for you non-olds, an "album" was a musical recording pressed onto a vinyl disc, which was then rotated on belt-driven machine, which included a needle sensitive to the grooves in the pressed vinyl. The needle magically translated the wee little bumps into sound, which were reproduced -- ideally -- on speakers approximately the size of small car. But you had to sit quietly to listen to it 'cause jumping around would make the needle bounce and scratch the vinyl that you'd just paid 20 bucks for at a place called a "record store".


And the winner is.....


Lou Reed's 1975 "Metal Machine Music" !!

Now gimme your endorsements! (Else I'll make you listen to whole damn thing.)



xoxoxox,
PQ