SoYC-2 --- ABOUT A BAZOOKA AND A CAT
Inyouranger Donotsin
War is not nice – Barbara Bush
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SoYC-2-1 --- ZLATNE BAZUKE I ZLATNI SAVJETI S TELEGRAMA
eBebe, pažnja!
Odite na „Gold and Extras“, nađite i kupite pakete s dijelovima za bazuke. Prodaje se pet dijelova za bazuke. Koštat će vas ukupno 10 golda. Nakon kupnje i montaže u svom Skladištu imat ćete najmanje 55 bazuka. S tom količinom raketa možete zaustaviti Rommela a što je ovdje važnije – moći ćete zaraditi više od onih uloženih 10 golda.
Nađite prazne bitke gdje još nitko nije napravio nikakav damage i uložite cca 80 Healtha u deployment fazi bitke. Traženje prikladnih bitaka je umjetnost za sebe. Zemlje s viškom prikladnih bitaka su Kanada, Češka, Austrija, Njemačka, Koreje, Kina, Malezija. Deployment faza je bitna, ne zaboravite odabrati bazuke i primjerenu količinu Healtha. Možda par raketa bude dovoljno za Battle Hero medalju i njoj pripadajućih dva golda. Na ovaj način može se zaraditi, bar dok traje ovaj posebni period igre pod geslom „svaki igrač je vojnik“. Ovo razdoblje jeftinih medalja će trajati još mjesec dana.
Veliki faktor u ratovanju za medalje su putovanja. Putovanja su skupa. Na Marketu se prodaju putničke karte, može se sačuvati dosta kuna kupovinom karata na vrijeme. Trenutno je isplativa kupovina Q5 karata.
Nakupujte si oružja, naučite raditi s filterima bitaka, birajte bitke, kontrolirajte energiju koju ulažete.
Happy hunting, stalker
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SoYC-2-2 --- E-WARRIORS
Medal hunting is reported to be the leading cause of injuries in e-world today. More than hundreds were shot over the last weekend.
Savage encounters over gold happened on beaches, hills, neighborhoods. Worst crimes were committed between fellow countrymen. Some ass-hurts were medically documented for the first time in human history.
Red Cross representative dr. Fauxi refused to accept recent casualty reports. Fauxi said that excess mortality calculation is a matter of speculation, way beyond computing power available today. He also recommended eating more chocolate.
Controversial sport discipline is being increasingly criticized for promoting greed and degrading social cohesion. Meanwhile on the battlefield, more and more fighters daily keep on fighting for gold and glory.
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SoYC-2-3 --- CHANGES
Significant changes happened in the worlds western semi-plate. eUSA President announced retirement. The military commander of Easy Company, most numerous Military Unit in the USA, also retired as a national hero. Everyone's favorite cartoon cat Garfield died.
Many women cried.
Funeral for Mr. Garfield will be held in everyone's hearts at 11:00 Sunday eDay 4646.
On European fronts, the new leadership has been introduced in the legendary Flying Rabbits Elite Military Unit. The Unit is widely known for its rigorous Spartan training in animal fighting, binge drinking, strategic thinking and live nuclear weapons drills.
As in many cases when dealing with military units and high politics, names in this article are kept secret for strategic reasons. The second reason is the forgetfulness of your correspondent.
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SoYC-2-4 --- NOVI eGRAĐANI 7/2020
Prošlog mjeseca u eHrvatskoj je rođeno 43 novih eBeba.
- Broj novih e-građana u eHr
Uz izuzimanje kategorije “Citizen XXX” – vidi SOYC-1-1 – možemo biti zadovoljni sa 17 novih eGrađana koji imaju potencijal rasta. U BiH je prirodni prirast nešto manji.
“Pice više ne padaju na romantiku” – kaže naš dugogodišnji dopisnik iz Sarajeva.
- Dolasci novih e-građana s potencijalom rasta – zbirno za eHr i eBiH
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SoYC-2-5 --- PARLAMENTARNI IZBORI 7/2020
Na izborima za eSabor pobijedio je Savez Komunista eHrvatske pod predsjedništvom druga Primorja.
Ovo su bili prvi parlamentarni izbori nakon oslobođenja države od posljednje okupacije. Zaprimljeno je ukupno 230 glasova. Službeni rezultati nalaze se na stranicama Svjetskog izbornog povjerenstva.
Za vlast se natjecalo pet hrvatskih stranaka koje pokrivaju širok ali ne cijeli raspon ideologija.
- Najjače hrvatske stranke i njihovi predsjednici
- Rezultati izbora
Komunisti su odnijeli pobijedu usprkos tome što su tek četvrta stranka u državi po broju članova. Uzrok visoke izlaznosti stranačkog članstva se pripisuje čeličnoj disciplini uvedenoj od strane predsjednika Primorja i surovim kaznama zavrtanja nacrtanih ušiju, škakljanja i višesatnih uskrata pića.
Zahvaljujući odličnoj izlaznosti i OS može biti vrlo zadovoljan rezultatima izbora. Pod vodstvom Master ZUO Sindikat bi u narednim mjesecima mogao ugroziti tradicionalni desni blok eHSP-ZNG-HDS.
- Bolja izlaznost u strankama s manje članova
- Visoka izlaznost članstva donijela odličan izborni razultat OS
Sljedeći izbori zakazani su za eDay 4642, tj 5.8.2020. po novogradiškom kalendaru. Birat ćemo predsjednika eHrvatske.
Thank you for reading,
Good luck, have fun
Comments
Red till dead!
Another amazing article from your ePen!
Thank you for your time and efforts.
And I like so many parts you covered, but my favourite is the one about our dear Rabbits 😍😍😍
"The Unit is widely known for its rigorous Spartan training in animal fighting, binge drinking, strategic thinking and live nuclear weapons drills."
True spirit in 1 sentence 😍
P.S. Keep up great writing, please, even after you finish your missions 😉
And little reward from Rabbits Literal Foundation incoming, 100 cc endorsement is just not enough 🤗
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prekrasno
+1 Vote.
This is a good job!
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I only had 24 milliseconds. I am busy investigating. Because one player is acting unusual and I suspect the worst... He is now a Fly- 😮 😢
Enough for you to help with comments mission 😉
Thank you.
Best of luck and lots of smarts in your investigation..
Hope it won't be what you fear the most in this case 😉
And if you find time later, is a good read 🙂 and nice graphs / insight 😉
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Nice...
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Lol.. I loved you farcical take on this. Keep it up mate!
Thank you.
Support to newer players mean a lot to them, I know as I'm one of those 🙂
And when it comes from players here for many years, it has some additional invisible "weight"..
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Stew?
Are we playing word association?
Rabbit shouted in friends feed. This is hoe the owner of the article can see who helped him
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I didn't understand ur language bro. But 07😅
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Great work o7
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Aha.
This is a really fun article.
Excellent Article.
https://www.erepublik.com/tr/article/25-fakl-ki-iden-yorum-al-cak-3-makale-yay-nla-3-2721725/1/20
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o7 gramojed o7 😃D
Ima mene ima vote 🙂