SoYC-1 --- HELLO WORLD!

Day 4,629, 11:12 Published in Croatia United Arab Emirates by Gramojed

For too long, too many people have been writing for newspapers.

So I decided to join them.

More Moon-landing language below.


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Poštovani svi,
Drago mi je što vas mogu pozdraviti i ovim putem. Slijedi uvod za prvi broj novina, pa ćemo zapravo na teme.

Rođen sam dana 4595. Rodio sam se kao vrlo mali. Odmah sam vidio da eHrvatska ima problem. eHr nije bila na e-karti. Bar je ja tada nisam našao. Zbunjen, pročitao sam oko sto stranica raznih novina. Sutra opet.

Prvo sam našao posao. Bilo je puno jednostavnije nego u stvarnom životu. Posao mi je glavni izvor love. Tako će biti još dugo vremena. Kupio sam kuću da zarađujem još više. Veliko hvala šefu Bdaku!

U nedostatku Hrvatske odgovor je bio očit – Amerika. Odmah sam se uklopio i napravio prve firme. Osnovao sam Bambusaru Ohio u namjeri da radim viski a onda su došli e-Finci i popalili mi sve bonuse. Novine su pisale o mirovnom paktu koji su eSAD potpisale s najjačom vojnom silom na svijetu – eSrbijom i njezinim Ostalima. Proučio sam rezultate tog sporazuma na odličnom američkom sajtu https://www.eusadoi.com/DOI/ te danas živim u sigurnoj i stabilnoj regiji s dosta bonusa. Boise, Idaho! Čita se „Bojsi“, navodno. Veliko hvala i komplimenti eSAD-u za okruženje koje su stvorili.





eHr se činila neorganiziranom, sada znam da organizacija postoji. eHrvati su organizirani na razini vojnih jedinica jer nam država nije sigurna, pa nije dobar okvir za funkcioniranje. Vojni efekt eHr je na vrhunskoj svjetskoj razini. Ima hrpa ljudi koji znaju šta rade. Ja sam Zec i svakome mogu preporučiti svoju vojnu jedinicu ---> Flying Rabbits Elite MU

Sretno nam svima i vidimo se


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SoYC-1-1 --- RAZMNOŽAVANJE

Snaga države izrazito ovisi o broju živih e-građana. U zadnjih 34 dana u eHrvatskoj se, uključivo i mene, rodilo 53 e-građana. To nije dovoljno za međugalaktičku dominaciju.


- Broj novih e-građana u eHrvatskoj

Dobar dio novih e-građana su generičkog imena s hrpom brojeva „CitizenXXXX...XX“. Takvi su navodno registrirani s mobilne aplikacije. Veći potencijal imaju „ljudskiji“ nickovi. Takvih – oko kojih se trebamo i hoćemo potruditi – je bilo 22.


- Broj novih e-građana u eHrvatskoj koji nisu „CitizenXXX“

U prosjeku svaki dan i pol nam dođe jedan novi građanin koji nije „CitizenXXX...“.

Stanje u eBiH je nešto slabije, gdje je rođeno ukupno 27 novih e-građana u prethodna 34 dana. Kad izbacimo „CitizenXXX“ građane, eBiH je narasla za 13 građana.

eBiH treba oko 2 i pol dana za jednog novog građanina koji nije „CitizenXX...“ i time predstavlja najbolju priliku za rast.


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SoYC-1-2 --- USA-IRELAND TENSIONS

Serious accusations between eUSA and eIreland leadership led to multiple diplomatic incidents recently. Disagreement supposedly originated about the proper definition of Loyalty or Integrity, but nobody cares anymore. Private text messages have been posted, high governmental officials were caught performing indecent gestures, mothers were mentioned online. An embargo is declared. The economy is suffering.

As a legal immigrant to eUSA, I am concerned for my own ass, too. What if eUSA decides to sanction my country? eUSA is a great place for life! Can I control the actions of my own country officials? Sure, we have elections, but still. Is eUSA safe as I thought it was? This e-World is very unstable even without this.

How many active Embargoes are in the e-World today?

If I dare to suggest something to involved eCountries decision makers - there is a concept of "individual guilt". It is a good thing. It is a way of thinking. You find and punish an individual who actually did harm your interests. You do not punish whole nations. Maybe eUSA Embargo was actually aimed at high-level Irish companies, but there is collateral damage. The embargo will reduce prosperity and life expectancy. On the other side, this tool Embargo does exist for something, and is a legal and civilized way of diplomacy.

The game mechanic needs drone-assaults.

From a more practical perspective - how about you set a time period for your penalties to each other? We all know (??) this Conflict will not last forever! Only a few nations in the Galaxy are mentally capable of eternal conflict.


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SoYC-1-3 --- BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES IN eCITIZEN ONBOARDING INFRASTRUCTURE

Rumors of a new investment fund simultaneously emerged this Monday in all minor financial centers in e-Europe. This morning, in a private press conference, newly formed Billionaire group Rojs stated their policies.

Investors spokesperson explained their position as „trying to acquire world-leading onboarding technology for our new e-citizens“. Many potential vendors are being scrutinized for compliance with complicated Croatian Law of Quantum Physics and GDPR.

Our informant claims that xe personally saw RFP preparations for eUSA government and Mr. KingTaco, the architect of industry-leading DOI.1 solution https://www.eusadoi.com/DOI/.

„This eIT branch alone is a multi-million gold industry“ – says our financial correspondent Zagor Ronaldinho.


Thank you for reading,
Good luck, have fun