Alien Election Conspiracy
King James88
I hear an illegal allien is running for country president in EUSA. Some say he is bit Gonzo-y. Perhaps a little goofy but also quite illegal. Depends on how just you view him actually. Like Dominar is a good guy but if he is an alien please tell us your secrets. Take a look at the picture a second. Can anyone really a envision a president like this to take them seriously? Maybe in an alternate dimension. Still he will get votes nonetheless.
Then there is the other guy Max Planck. He is not very well liked in the We The People. Traitor to the masses to some but I am trying to figure out what crime he committed. When you get that figured out please I will be waiting to issue the warrant. For now he is all scales and looking good for a guy that did best he could do for his first term. Which I must say is not scary enough when you look at a picture of him. Yet again I could see him sitting in the oval office for another term but I rather not get eaten at this point. It's either you are scared to not to vote for a guy like that or scared enough to vote for him so you don't become his lunch.
I have no idea which one is cute, scary or if I should run to hide in the bushes. What if both are aliens and we had to choose the best alien to run our country, who would win? Well tomorrow is that day to figure that out. Either way I hate to be wrong and find myself vaporized or a lunch for someone that is very hungry.
-King James88
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There can only be 1 TRUE alien president:
https://i.imgur.com/KTTxjss.jpg
Alf is my great uncle.
That made me giggle, and wish I had the haha emote reaction. 😃
I am sure there was a subtle endorsement for a candidate in there somewhere, but I just didn't get it.
I will give you a vote just for that first picture though...... the likeness is amazing.
lol voted for original humor
Isnt that Gonzo from the muppets?
Max Planck for PRESIDENT2.0! Full support!