Greetings and Salutations, Pfriends!
Holy crap, eAmerica! I've got some news. The "the most badass person in this game" has returned to save us from ourselves. Praise Jebus! Pfeiffer has returned!
Praise Jebus... WE ARE SAVED!!!
So without any further ado... I welcome you all to the magnificence that is our saving grace... Pfeiffer!!!