Join the new world

In my adventures i became a bishop and it was really fun but I had a lot of work.
You can see me here using some holy water to DF soldiers



At this point i was able to marry everyone, I was late to preside over the wedding of Cloro and Batra but i had hopes to unite in marriage more happy people in pastafari festivity.



But lets talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. God is an indefinable entity, like art, but that is precisely why everyone tries to define it affably.
Actually, everyone knows that God is really an amorphous mass of spaghetti, with two meatballs, two eyes and flying, called among others:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The FSM (= The Flying Spaghetti Monster)
Your Fideeza
His Holy Tallarity
Your Noodle Deity



Also we have some prayers:

Oh Noodles that are in the gourmets heaven,
Hallowed be your flour,
Come to us your nutrients,
Let your will be done on Earth as in the dishes,
Give us today our meatballs of every day,
and forgive our gulas as we forgive those who do not eat you,
Do not let us fall into temptation (not to feed on you)
and deliver us from hunger ...

RAmen

Pasty spaghetti, from Italy you arrived.
And you revolutionized me.
Woe to me, that would be the whole without you.
Do not leave, I'll pee.
I only ask for pasta and meatballs until the last scream.
Yes, not without fried tomato.

RAmén

Pastafaris claim that eating pasta purifies the soul. They stuff themselves with noodles, spaghetti, pizza, etc. We make our own pasta with flour and water, although sometimes we do it with milk, but it purifies less.
We usually dress as pirates, to see if the world's ills are checked. Piracy is good according to the pastafaris.



According to the pioneering inhabitants of Mars, the face of Mars (and the ass of Mars, or hidden face) is one of the earthly representations of FSM. However the pastafaris theologians still do not agree on this. On the other hand, everyone agrees that Chuck Norris is the appearance that FSM takes when executing some punishment. After the appearance of the heresy of Christianity some began to call Chuck Norris by other names like Devil, Satan or Lucifer and presenting it as a different entity from God. Nothing is further from reality, the FSM and Chuck Norris are one, and not two as Christianity pretends with God and the Devil.

We even have our own sacred recipe book called "Most Holy Book of the 1001 Divine Recipes of Pasta from all the Corners of the World"

Going back to my story, during my position as a bishop I cooked many of the dishes described by the book before i became the Pope.

This part become a little bit more long than part one. I hope you liked it.