[FED] Y'all ready to jam? README.TXT
rainy sunday
Blatant Dioist Propaganda
Don’t be alarmed, I only use authentic Kool-Aid. Mine don’t drink that rachetass Flav-O-Aid crap.
Where was I? Oh, yes. Y’all ready to get hype? Let’s jam.
Contents:
-Federalist Party Presidential Primary Results
-Message to PotUS WDIB2
-NFLB Party Swag
-Congressing Update
The Federalist Party is proud to pronounce the Winner and Grand Champion of the Federalist Party Presidential Primary Grand Championship Caged Match Jell-o Gelatin Dessert Battle Royale For the Crown Royal and Thorns of These Here United States of eReublikan America™.
What a hard fought 1v1 battle it was.
the one and only
Congratulations, Melissa!
Melissa is among the hardest working stalwarts of the Federalist Party, and has been a dedicated and enduring leader in the Executive Branch since entering national politics. She makes Feds Proud!
Please show your Pride and be sure you cast your vote on election day! Let's give her a record-setting victory.
Melissa has put together a solid cabinet as we look forward to another month of progress and growth. If you are interested in
We here at Fed HQ would also like to extend our deepest gratitude for all the hard
Thanks, WDIB2, for keeping the TP flow and all your work to improve our fighter pilots.
Your time and care spent improving the welfare of our Great Nation both at home and abroad is most appreciated. We hope you had as much fun as any F2P patchworked tired old broken down internet browser game could afford you, or at least successfully increased your alcohol tolerance and enjoyed the memeing. I know I did!
Thank you sincerely and I hope the post-PotUS hangover isn’t too obscene.
Federalist Party Members,
Be sure to collect your benefits from our NFLB Program. You are eligible to request once each day so please do try to make it part of your daily routine.
- No limits on strength.
- No limits on level.
- No limits on ranks.
If you would like to make a contribution to support the NFLB, you may send a donation to Hale Kane or myself along with a message earmarking your donation for NFLB.
After an impressive election day turnout, congratulations are in order once again! Tyler Bubblar (FED) swept the Speaker of House nominations and has been seated as your overworked, underpaid cat herder for the duration of the congressional term. Tyler named Yui (FED) as his personal deputy minion. On behalf of the Federalist Party, Our Sincerest Condolences, Tyler and Yui. May Dio bless and keep you.
Wasting no time to get right down to the most important business at hand, Congress is discussing censuring Evry and the merits of taking one for the team. The discussion seems to be languishing, not over whether Evry should be punished so much as how Evry should be punished or if censuring is really a punishment at all. Several seem to think censuring everyone except Evry would be a greater punishment for our wanly smiling Lady of the Purse Strings. I strongly encourage you to write your Congressmen and let them know how you would punish Evry.
In the meantime, let's all hope Congress is as eager to review the monthly budget.
tl;dr In summation, we'd love to have you join the Fed family! We play for fun and we play to win!
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~rainy sunday
Comments
it was fun although the jello was a bit sticky and that bikini you made me wear was a little small and tight
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Awesome!
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Jello? Bikini? I'd vote that.
I think i broke the white house kegerator. Sorry.
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