[DoCA] Free Money for Being Social

Day 3,506, 23:07 • Published in USA USA • by Department of Citizen Affairs

Hello eUS! It's me Secretary of Citizens' Affairs SColbert!

You know what's pretty terrible? You are! Well actually let me be more specific... All you people who want talk to each other, or be interesting, or not stop being horribly annoying. The thing is your government no longer trusts you to actually interact with each other, like normal human beings, without having to be enticed. So that's where I come in. I'm here to yell at you till you start talking to each other, and actually maybe come up with something interesting for once. So with that in mind here's some money you lazy bastards!

Hey ever want to get paid to actually be social? Well now here's your chance! Introducing Free Money for Being Social (I'm open to a better name if you have one, and please do come up with one for me)! This is how this is going to go. Every week I am going to post an article, and anyone that comments will be given 100 USD everyday of that week. Now I'm no mathematician, in fact I just got a degree in Polic Sci so I tried to avoid that math shit as best as I could, but if I remember correctly 100+100+100+100+100+100+100=700! That's right I am going to give you 700 USD for just posting on this article because you little shits can't do anything without having your hand held.

But wait there's more!

I am also going to give you 50 more USD for going to the forum and posting in this threa😛 http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,43142.0.html

But here's the thing, you have to post there daily to get your extra 50 USD. This way now that I've dragged you over to the forum you might just post in another thread on the General eRep discussion, check out what's going on in Congress, or even start your own discussion.

Hey and just because I am a great guy I'll give you another extra 50 USD if you go our discord channel here: https://discord.gg/Ypeu7St

Just start a discussion topic, and ping me, and I'll send you the money. For example: "@SColbert does pineapple belong on pizza?" (Hint it does)

Wow no look at that you crazy kids! Free money from the government! Ain't that swell?

Look I realize most of the people who are going to use this are going to be older players who have been around for awhile, but here's the thing, I don't give a shit. You people are so fucking boring that we need literally anyone to actually communicate with other human beings.

Just to go over this:
1. Comment on this article, and every new article a week to get 700 USD
2. Go to the forum and comment on the thread to get an extra 50 USD everday
3. Start a discussion topic on discord everyday to get another extra 50 USD

It's that easy!

Well everyone this has been your Secretary of Citizens' Affairs, SColbert telling you to actually fucking talk to each other!