Why am I running for president
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by Damian Gaby
OK, everyone knows, Australia is pretty much a dead country. Yes, there's good people out there, but only a handful and compared to other nations in this game...
So, I thought "Why am I still playing?". Well, to be honest, the fun in this game is when X decides to screw up Y which pisses of Z who calls on his big friend S who AS's X which brings in U in defense and so on and on. That's when the fun happens, that's when things go kaboom and that's when you log on every 5 minuted to just put in another hit just to piss him off.
So, thinking in this context, what can we in Australia do to make the game more fun? Who can we piss off I guess is how you read that phrase. Well, the truth of the matter is that we are so small that whatever we do militarily we are way to small to piss off a lot of people. Yes, we can be annoying, but not that much. So, how else can something fun happen in this community?
Well, we know there's good Aussies out there who could build a community, but they are currently doing other things for other countries. Getting them to come back and be Aussies is not just a bit difficult, but out right impossible. What can we say, come here and you'll get bored out of your skull?
But they are good Aussies. So, if something truly hideous would happen to this country, I know they'd be back here to protect it quite fast. It would finally bring some much needed action here, in this part of the world.
So, my plan? To lie, steal, cheat and do all sort of annoying things to this country until the true Aussies come back to fix it. If I'll become president I'll rob the country blind, attack our allies and do my best to piss everyone in congress off so badly that they'll send me personal hate mail. Basically be a good politician 🙂
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So, vote for me at your peril - I guarantee I'll piss you off!
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cool, I'll vote for you.
Hey Lany, great to see you are still on here. One of the few of my friends that are still here.
Hi withered1, how's things?
busy irl, you know how it goes.
Vote one for Kitchen appliance is voting 1 for a truer form of chaos! don't be fooled by Alutus' -plan of aggravation- no chaos can come from planning!
Vote for Kitchen Appliance because i can't be bothered writing a well worded article!
And i might bribe you!
'And i might bribe you!' - Kitchen Appliance
You also accused me of being allied with eTerriosm.
Don't vote for a lair.
You saw it here first people! HaltHawke doesn't believe you deserve money! He wants you to continue struggling in this shattered eEconomy!
Vote for Kitchen Appliance.
Bribing eAustralians. Because eAussies DESERVE extra CC
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as you like your own posts
That is the weirdest campaign ever mate.
lol
Good luck!
I don't know you.
But, I read this article. I liked the way you spoke, some of the stuff you spoke about, and while I think deep down the idea of you stealing money is probably more a call to arms, I like you.
If you need someone in your cabinet, who will try and help out for a month, let me know.
Ranger.
It's good to see we think alike Ranger! I like him too.
Thanks for the appreciation... but I don't think you got the full idea... there won't be any cabinet, it will be just me horsing around to screw things up until someone comes along with a genuine idea to fix it.
But I suspect you have those. Or is it just a complete lol run? If so, cut the first few paras of your article - the fact you actually DO care is leaking through. 🙂
I must say this is one of the strangest campaigns I've ever seen... But I also must ask, what on the ongoing fight against Peru? Do you intend to ignore and declare war on ISIS? Or do you intend to defend Australia first, either through political discussion or fighting? I know it's insignificant but it's a question that must be addressed. (Side note: I can see an advantage to gaining more Aussies as that may allow us to perform a PTO of Peru, though the ends might not justify the means in that case.) (Also forgive me if I'm dumb, 'cause I only signed up yesterday.) -AM.
Peru is a training war, not a real war. We don't really want this training war, but then again, they are big and we are small so they do what they want.
Do you truly think that way about your own eCountry? Do you truly think that anarchy and random war is the best way to run a country? Just so you can get back some eAustralians? Am I just stupid for thinking any other way? -AM
Your quite new here, this is not a new thing. This situation has been going on for quite a while now, months if not years, depending on which angle you look at it. If you have a better idea, please run yourself, happy to help if its something that works.
I see... Well I'm not going to stop you from running, nor will I run myself, but if what you promise is what the general eAustralian public want, why should I stop them. Good luck. -AM
good luck