My First Article | Some Anti-Swede Propaganda
Eddard Utterthwaite
Hello, to whoever may be reading.
I have decided to try my hand at an article. Thought this would be a good subject to start with so here we go.
The Swedes are attacking have attacked and morale might be getting low. Fear not here is some propaganda to get the blood pumping and the juices flowing. Included are some tips to help defeat them.
Here is a swede.
They can be extemely dangerous so approach with care. You must make sure that before you engage a swede in battle you are armed with a proper weapon.
Any weapon will do.
Whatever you can find.
Even this.
Or this.
Once a weapon has been procured you are ready. Now the main avenue of attack is to sheperd the unsespecting swede into a corner, preferably of a medium sized bowl, and mash it as hard as your strength will allow. Then once done season well for added insult. Finish with a sprig of thyme though that is left to the readers discretion.
What you will end up with is this.
What you do from here is up to you. But you are ready. Ready and prepared to take on the swedes wherever and whenever you find them.
Now get out there and start mashing.
Happy hunting.
Comments
M.A.S.H
(can you publish in the USA for free?)
No, I have no idea why it says my newspaper is from the USA for this article. 😛
Well done Eddard I"ve never read funniest article as yours.Go kick their a*****s there and Americans too.
"funniest article as yours." oh god the grammar!!!
You Brits are extremely funny people 🙂
Swallow it whole. It hurts
It hurts more on the way out
Kara❗️Why isn't this man part of our strategic planning team. This idea is almost on par with my own hiding behind the sofa stratagem.
Horice ✌️
This is NOT even fun, it's a fail, typical American humour....
Swedes can be delicious.
Swedish Dicks are! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5324116/
I was thinking of blondes...but I may extend it to Peter Stormare!
https://funnywebjokes.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zsweeds.jpg
i think the brunettes with tattooes are hotter, they often squat so that whats makes it!
Even better if mashed up with cooked carrots..... good article!
Aren't Norweigans known as the carrots?