The eFuneral of poor little Wxnk3r
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Releasethe Krakken
Recently up to 4 days ago Astrid was walking along he alley ways of London thinking peaceful thought of massive orgies, boobies and great golden copulatjins(Jim Morrison)
He or she was the star in all these unheard of acts.
ASTRID came upon a dirty old hobo. Its teeth gone in a rough life.
What be your name asked Astrid innocently.
me name is Plankton without the nkn it sneered . Next thing poor Astrid knew the hobo jumped Astid and eR* poor little wxnk3r.
After suffering through a serious bout of eUpdates which is akin to Aids he/ she/ it/ gas died a painful death.
Tucked in his favorite porno mag his last wishes was found
Bury me in a shallow grave horizontally . Tombstone to read "Here rises A Strud".
And so it was done. But secretly unbeknownst to Plankton Hail Astrid took the counter measure to eUpdates just before his death called "I dont give a f* and vark u plankton and I will return under a new banner.
As always overeager with such things he swallowed a whole bottle of eViagra moments before breathing out his last eBreath.
As the last sung was song. Cheetah Curtis brought the radio closer and played Astrid favorite tune Jessi June going down on herself as mixed by he great dutch dj flabber dot nl.
And to the amazement of all the eYukkies present and to the ember ass mints of the funeral parlour the ground started moving and with a great kaplooooing a phalanx arose in front of Astrid's tombstone.
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And so he/she/it shall be remembered.
Truly amazing
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"ASTRID came upon a dirty old hobo."
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plankton 😃
Releasethe Krakken well you can always post your boobies to disproof this article mmm boobies. ReplyVote 0 Day 3,205, 04:01
the gods of the interwebs shower us with the gift of perfect free boobies. we can only hope to encounter close rl specimens in our normal lifetimes. the great enderby reflected but normal woman's do not compare with the goddesses of my porno mags(or something in that vein - i cant remember in what book but it was not in the collection)
ie it became boring to comment wooted on every 25 vote article so i started posting boobies. having a whacked sense of humor i have been doing this for weeks now.
boobies?