Day 3135 Florida man episode 1
suezo31
Florida man episode 1
Hello all. A few weeks ago my brother made me aware of this fantastic source of entertainment that the headline ''Florida man'' can be, so I decided I would share a few gems with the Erepublik community.
Some headlines might be shocking, funny, stupid or disturbing. Enjoy !
Florida man shines laser, temporarily blinds assistant chief of police
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/police-florida-man-shines-laser-driver-turns-out-b/nrff6/
Florida man calls 911 to report he's out of vodka
Florida man lets kids pet his alligator on leash
Florida man names son after favorite show ( Naruto )
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/state-regional/florida-man-names-son-after-he-and-brothers-favori/nrgnB/
Florida Man Nicknamed 'Pork Chop' Buried Boss Alive
http://patch.com/florida/landolakes/florida-man-nicknamed-pork-chop-buried-boss-alive-deputies-0
Florida man tells police robber 'looks like a Chihuahua'
http://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-tells-police-robber-looks-like-a-chihuahua/348614204
Florida man breaks into convenience store, tells police he is on “secret and classified mission
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/florida-man-breaks-convenience-store-tells-police-/nrTmM/
Presumably Florida Man Found in Florida Alligator's Mouth
Police called after Florida man dances naked in the rain
Florida man plays naked game of 'ding dong ditch'
Florida Man Appeals Conviction for Killing Teen Over Loud Music
Florida man crushed to death by pallets of mushrooms
Florida man gets life sentence for killing over $10 drug debt
Florida Man Allegedly Killed Woman With Butt Injections
http://www.inquisitr.com/3120535/florida-man-allegedly-killed-woman-with-butt-injections/
Florida Man Dies After He Was Trapped Under Lawnmower In a Pond
Shirtless Florida man refuses to believe he just met R. Kelly
Florida Man Sells Son's Car to Punish Him for Smoking Pot
Florida man plays baseball while eating Sour Patch Kids
Florida man flashes $100 bills, pees on himself after refusing to pay for drinks he ordered
Florida Man Gets Probation For Tossing Live, Four-Foot Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window As A Prank
Florida man gets probation for tossing live four foot alligator
Florida man beat roommate's dog to death for chewing his Air Jordans
These are all actual headlines from various ( granted sometimes dubious ) internet news outlets. The Royal Navy Reader is not responsible for any side-effects caused by the reading of this article.
Florida man episode 2 coming soon
Cheers,
Suezo
Comments
Not enough moosepox.
wut? I don't understand monkey speak..