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Dear Citizens!

Today we bring the results of the first congress election after chilean coup last year. We may say it's almost a bit symbolic that a long and harsh winter is over, and we now see the first signs of springtime, both in real life and in erep Norwegian life.

Here are the results:

Partiet har become the largest party: 3 mandates (23,8😵
Kvakksangerne: 2 mandates (23,8😵
Det Norske Parti DNP: 2 mandates (21,4😵
Teknokratene: 2 mandates (21,4😵
Liber8: 1 mandate (9,5😵




When the results was confirmed, CPresident Yanisin arrived the Parliament building in a cortege to attend the traditional opening ceremony. The streets was croudy by people who want to take part in this historical event.



The President arrives, no traffic jam today...


In the traditional opening ceremony, the president delivered the following speach and state of the union! Since it`s a special day in eNorway history, we`ll bring it in both Norwegian and English Version"


Ærede Kongress!

Kjære landsmenn og gode venner. Det er med stolthet jeg i dag, på eRep-dag 3050, erklærer denne kongressen for åpnet.

Det har vært en lang og kronglete vei vi alle har måttet gå siden vi på morgenen eRepdag 2914 våknet opp til nyheten om at et kupp mot oss var nært forestående. Denne regjering vil lage en artikkel som oppsummerer hele historien fra dag 2914 og til i dag og publisere den for ettertiden.

Kjenner vi ikke vår historie vet vi heller ikke hvem vi er. Hverken som nasjon eller som enkeltmenneske.

Jeg ber derfor hvert enkelt kongressmedlem her i dag om å respektere eNorges lange og stolte tradisjon, og først og fremst utfører sin kongressgjerning for landets beste. Noe jeg ikke er i tvil om at dere alle klarer. Som kongressmedlemmer er dere alle en del av vår felles tradisjon og det er deres ansvar at eNorge består og får vokse.

La meg så si noe om kongressens sammensetning: Som dere vet er flere av kongressrepresentantene også regjeringsmedlemmer. Dette kan for utenforstående se ut som en sammenblanding av roller, men jeg kan garantere dere alle at mine regjeringsmedlemmer ikke vil ha problemer med å skille sine roller. I denne kongresstråden er det jeg som president som vil formidle regjeringens kommunikasjon til dere som en samlet kongress.

I eNorge har kongressen all makt!

Derfor ber jeg dere reflektere over hva dette betyr, og handle deretter. Meg og min regjering vil respektere og følge dette. Som president forventer jeg at dere tar oppgaven på alvor, og at dere hedrer eNorge som nasjon ved å opptre sivilisert, saklig, ærlige og konsise i denne tråd. Dette er ikke en chatte-tråd!

Dagen i dag er heller ikke et endelig punktum for krigen mot våre kuppmakere. Det er derimot dagen som markerer begynnelsen for sluttperioden av vår okkupasjon.

Chilenerne er nå nøytralisert!

Regjeringen jobber daglig i en prosess for hvordan okkupasjonen kan avsluttes, og det foreligger flere løsningsforslag. Den endelige løsningen er ikke avgjort enda, men vil bli gjort kjent når tiden er inne. Vi snakker om en helt spesiell type mennesker her, og vi må ta hensyn til dette om vi ønsker å lykkes.

Dagen i dag er en dag for feiring, men den er også et symbol på starten på en arbeidsperiode for dere som kongressmedlemmer.

Derfor er det min plikt som president å fremføre regjeringens ønske i en sak:

FULL POLITISK FRIHET FOR IMMIGRANTER!

I utgangspunktet er det slik at hver immigrant må ha godkjennelse for å kunne ta del i politisk aktivitet. Dette er for tiden et problem, da vi absolutt behøver så mange som mulig aktive i politikken. Om ikke i partipolitikken, så i hvert fall som medlemmer av et parti.

Vi er i en prosess med å rekruttere gode mennesker som alle har tillit i spillet til å komme og hjelpe oss.

Regjeringen ber derfor kongressen om et vedtak som gir disse hjelperne politisk frihet så snart de er akseptert som eNordmenn.

Yanisin
President




The English Version:

Honorable Congress!

Dear compatriots and good friends. It is with pride I today on eRep-day 3050, declares this Congress opened!

It has been a long and tortuous road we all have had to go, since we in the morning eRep day 2914 woke up to the news that a coup against us was imminent. This government will create an article that sums up the whole story from the day in 2914 and to the present and publish it for posterity.

If we do not know our history, we either know who we are. Neither as a nation nor as an individual.

I therefore ask every congressmembers here today to respect eNorway`s long and proud tradition, and primarily conducts its congressional deed for the nation's best. Which I have no doubt that you will strive for. As congressmember, everyone of you, are a part of our common tradition and it is your responsibility that eNorway will consist and prospere.

Let me say something about congressional composition: As you know, several of the congressional representatives are also government officials. To outsiders it might look like a confusion of roles, but I can guarantee you all, that my government members will not have trouble distinguishing their roles. In this congress thread, will I as president, convey the government's communication to you, as a joint congress.

In eNorway, Congress has all the power!

Therefore I ask you to reflect on what this means, and act accordingly to this. Me and my Government will respect and follow this. As president, I expect you to take on the task seriously, and that you honor the eNorway as a nation by acting civilized, reasonable, honest and concise in this thread. This is not a chat-line!

Today is not a final act for war against our coup organizers. However, it is the day that marks the beginning of the end period of our occupation.

Chileans are now neutralized!

Government work daily in a process of how the occupation can be ended and there are several solutions. The final solution is not decided yet, but will be announced in due time. We are talking about a very special type of people here, and we must take this into account if we want to succeed.

This day is a day for celebration, but it is also a symbol of the start of a working period for you as congressmembers.

Therefore, it is my duty as president to pronounce the government's desire in a case:

FULL POLITICAL FREEDOM FOR IMMIGRANTS!

Basically, each immigrant must have an approval to take part in political activity. This is currently a problem, because we certainly need as many as possible active in politics. If not in party politics, then at least as members of a party.

We are in the process of recruiting good people who all have confidence in the game to come and help us.

Government therefore ask Congress for a decision allowing these helpers political freedom as soon as they are accepted as eNorwegians

Yanisin
President



Here we see all the 10 new parliament-members assembled with all theire staffs, secretaries, advicers, speach-writers, canteen personell, custodians, cleaners and so on.




From abroad we first recieved a greeting-statesment from our old friend eFinland, represented by President TheJuliusCaesar:

"It is indeed great to see Norway retaining her sovereignty and independence even during these harsh times. While only winning the presidential elections as lately as in January by only nine votes, it is glad to see Norway managing to elect a congress without a single hostile citizen. Congratulations, Norway! You've earned it."



From eSweden their President swe92 says:

"I`m glad that norway have control over the Congress now"



eNedtherlands President Shawty10w sent us this Message:

"Congrats my Norwegian friends!
I'm really glad you've finally regained political control of your country. Now it's time for you to start rebuilding. Good luck!
o/
Shawtyl0w"





Also eBulgaria by their President dzynka sent us their greetings:

"Congratulations Norway"





Leader of Det Norske Parti, Joshua Morriseau says in his statement:

"This has been a trialling time for eNorway and its great to see that our hard work has finally begun to pay off. It hasn't been a an easy road and where many would have left, we have stayed and put together coordinated efforts with allies and friends who have helped make this all possible. It seems we only just begun electing our own President's and now by electing a 100% pure loyal Norwegian Congress I have faith the darkness is nearly over. Congratulations Norway!"





A warning: this is an uncorrupt parliament!