[ESO] Experience Sex and Opportunity
Mr Immanuel Kant
So why should you join ESO above all the other parties out there? Well ESO stands for Experience Sex and Opportunity.
Experience
As a party we have
Dictators - Three Former Dictators
Country Presidents - Six Terms as Country President
Congress Members - Over 150 Congress Terms
Sex
Lets meet just a few of the Sexy Bachelors in ESO
Mr Immanuel Kant
Ladies love a man who dresses smart.
Look at the way he touches that pussy... Ladies.
Fight And Produce
He 'knows a cracking owl sanctuary' for romantic dates.
This Image speaks for its self
Aleks
He's single and he'd Privatise you any day.
Check out that Bell end.
Sir Jimmy Savile
He does lots for charity...?
Ummm hmmm.
Frixios
Yes Ladies he's hot, a smooth operator. But he's also a chess playing economist, the full package.
ChetahCurtis
Lets come back later.
Bob Bloggs
They call her the Iron lady, because she makes men hard.
This Lady is for Turning. Turning men on.
Voodoo Mike
I bet that axe is just foreplay.
Opportunity
Our Last congress list was made 50% new players. This means that half the people we ran for congress are serving their first term. We are a party that is very big on giving experience to younger players. We are the party for Every Single One new players and oldfags.
24 Hour Rule
We are the only party to have a 24 hour rule. This rule states that you should not be able to see a post from 24 hours ago on the party news feed. The majority of the time this rule is kept, thus proving that we are the most active party.
We are the Government
Not only do we have the Country President and the Vice Country resident in our party but roughly half the cabinet is made up of ESO members. We also have the speaker of
ESO - Proving its not the size matters its what you do with it.
That's all for now Folks.
Mr Immanuel Kant
Comments
So good!
''They call her the Iron lady, because she makes men hard.''
I suppose I have done a lot of charity work in erepublik 😛
I'm not sure that picture shows my best side.
I think the terms are 'kinky' and 'bondage'
"He privatise you any day" ,"Check out the bell end" hahaha this is hilarious
Am I that awfull 😛
Cheetah Curtis: "Let"s just comeback later"-not sure when he will comeback 😃
BobBloggs: "The Iron Lady because she makes men hard" "The iron Lady is turning,turning on"
Absolutely the best article I"ve ever read it.
I would definitely join your party! :')
@mungos what are you waiting for 🙂
I need to write more TUP articles....I noticed that I'm their spokesman the other day. *sigh*
What's a TUP?
🙁 Definitely need to do more.
No SM, no vote... ouch already voted
Makes inviting reading.