Joke of the Day
Ol rando
Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, then one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, dark hair, and muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word and walks away.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
New Addition: The Joke of the Day on Tuesdays will now contain a movie quote. The first comment with the correct answer will recieve 1 gold. This will be based on the honor system. If you dont know dont Google it 🙂
The first movie quote is: "Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story. This... is something else."
Comments
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That's so mean. 🙁
lol Baaaaaa o7
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v/s/c/e
Like this idea. A lot!
thanks
Oh man how has no one gotten it yet, the quote is from number sleven!
You are correct. Unfortunately, it was not in time. The gold prize has rolled over to next week making the prize 2 gold
And I thought I was making the quote too obscure. I am glad someone else knew this
What the fuck? Dude u cant play like that.
The movie quote was released on tuesday morning. Everyone had until the next day (wednesday) to name the movie. Once the next joke was released it ended this weeks competition
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