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Releasethe Krakken
Our glorious leader san Moomoohead has been appointed CP in close race with 100% of VOTES.
His opponent yesterday had this this to say in his defeat speech "
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Glorious leader moomoosanhead has glorious plan for small island country of eIsland. (actually eIreland is just a eMispronunciation of eisland.
He was last questioning "Jo Molly why Canuckia has old flag with union jack on it....?"
leaders grave concern over this matter was met by a lot of oh sorry's and under breath cursing and histeric lesson by canuckian CP Molly Jo who is female.
But I mist say that was ugly assed flag.
Glorious leader has shared his plans with krakken (the ruler of the sea and he that instills fear of sea in all men ). Last month he took a demotion and was appointed mere Minister of Defense. Or mod. Like I had a mod icum to much too drink last night and returned to house at wee early hours of 5 ' o clock in the top of the mornin to ya.
Glorious leader shared his evilbrilliant plan of extending the moomooherd. According to him when he walks out in the mornin on the plains he wants to see a bigger herd of moomoocows and moomoo bulls and especially moomoo calves. Some lady flock has expressed great distress at this news but restie (word sponsored by sealy posturepedic)assured leader plans to do it with newspaper articles and inviting people with obsession to keel that 'bloody friggin fight button that annoys me so much it drives me bonkers. Go away arggghhh [ insert skit by bobcat goldthwait]
tldr; this art tickle in pics
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Comments
That cat is adorable!
Funny read 🙂
owl is my favorite and thx
I must say, that kitten is darn adorable indeed.
/me salutes to moomoohead
Heil Moo!
Like the name glorious leader, wonder if I can get miss moo to call me that tonight when the kids are in bed.
Glorious Invader!
well your cp give her a presidential command
or perhaps just settle for oh mister president...cant remember from where i remember that.. marilyn monroe singing to jfk?
Vote, sub, endorse because the cow
Hail Kim Jong Moo! 😃
lol
The MooMoo Saga begins! Heil the Dictator! 😁