[Azure] An update from your Dictator (EN)

Day 2,732, 21:31 • Published in Venezuela North Macedonia • by Azure Falcon

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Good evening, people of eVenezuela!

A few days has passed since my inauguration and with each and every day I find your country more beautiful 🙂



I have spent the past few days making sure I deliver on my promises:

- Taxes are now lower than in most countries
- Previously donated money is being returned to La Guayana, who is in charge of your treasury.



In addition, eVenezuela's foreign politics remain untouched. I will not sign any MPPs (I know many of you were afraid of this). In general, we did not come here to mess up your country. I respect you all and try to make this situation as harmless as possible. I would also like to emphasize that these promises are conditional on your cooperative spirit.

We also had an exciting battle yesterday, which was a lot of fun. It also helped me get some TP damage:

Thanks to the MoD for the organization!


Lastly, as a bit of cultural exchange I would like to present you with a bit of Hungary. We have world famous paprika (Kalocsai), salami (Pick) and dessert wine (Tokaji), but these are not nearly as fascinating as what I am about to present.

So without further ado, let me present you with just a few of our women:

Let's start with Barbara Palvin!



Barbi is 21 years old and she recently became the first ever Hungarian model among the Victoria's Secret Angel



At one point Barbi was reportedly dating Justin Bieber, then she probably realized she needed someone with a penis instead.



Next up on our list is Zita Debreczeni



Zita is 34 and there is not much to say about her except that she won a couple of beauty contests.



She also dated a couple of celebrities but at this point I don't think the text is of any importance compared to the pictures.



And finally, I saved our precious jewel (quite literally - see her name) for last. Meet Emese Safrany, better known as Aleska Diamond!



Emese is 26 and she is well-known throughout the globe for her career in the adult (a.k.a. porn) industry. She has won 2 AVN awards (which are the Oscars of porn) before retiring in 2013.



Nowadays she seeks to reinvent herself as a celebrity / fitness champion. However, her fanbase keeps hoping someday she will return to what she does best.



Here's a bonus picture of her that could not make it into this article, for obvious reasons.

So that's it, hope you all enjoyed it and I wish you all a nice day ahead.

Regards,


Azurefalcon
Your Dictator