Happy Star Wars Day
Neil Lewis
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*Cheetah and Yoda walk into a restaurant, Cheetah is messily eating spaghetti while Yoda just sits and watches*
Yoda: Use the force Cheetah, use the force!
Cheetah: What force? Gravity? Electromagnetic? Strong nuclear? Weak nuclear?
Yoda: No, no, the force! The force!
Cheetah: But Master Yoda, I haven't practiced enough, you need to teach me the ways of the Jedi.
Yoda: You idiot, I said forks! You are meant to have learnt how to use forks when you were 3, but looking at the eUK I can understand why some people might still need to learn...
shouldn't that last bit be:
"Idiot you, forks I said! Learnt how to use forks at age of 3 are you meant. Why some people might still need to learn, understand I. Looking at the eUK am I."
"Idiot you are, forks I said! At the age of three, forks you learnt to use. Why some people might still need to learn, I understand. Looking at the eUK, I am."
Yoda doesn't say sentences this long, it looks wrong...
still more Yoda like that yours 😛
maybe he'd say 4 sentences with pauses in between:
"Idiot you, forks I said!"
"Learnt how to use forks at age of 3 are you meant."
"Why some people might still need to learn, understand I."
"Looking at the eUK am I."
(last two might be reversed though)
And may the force be with you! 🙂
Use the schwartz
never watch star wars.
Star wars is love, star wars is life 🙂
❤
I collect vintage star wars figures!
WookieO *is* a vintage Star Wars figure!
lol my vintage Chewie is 2 years older than him though !
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.