Bit of a Laugh
Tobsta
Hello and welcome to the tenth edition of the Weekly (now hourly) Tobsta!
Enjoy!
A Breather
Now, after 9 articles in two days, I'm getting tired, so as a breather, I'm just going to post up a few jokes - and by a few jokes, I mean a lot of jokes!
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn't control her pupils?
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a bogey in it.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky.
Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?
A: It never came out.
Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear
Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
A: 2 Fast 2 Curious
Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?
A: She dyed.
Q: What do you call a musician with problems?
A: a trebled man.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
Q: What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks?
A: a Roman Catholic
Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
A: He pulled a muscle
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case. Q. What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A: The road!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Comments
So I what I am hearing is, I should take the psycho path through forests to get to the place where I sacrifice my family and friends to satan?