eRepublik under distress. Week 2 under occupation
Oinyo
So it has been a week under the dictatorship and we have already seen some big changes going on.
Some may be known to you, Some may not be.. Lets see what is happening so far.
Well.. Looks like our population (at least in politics) is taking another nose dive.
It is CP vote day.. Probably one of the biggest days of the month where you see a flood of player made content raising hell, People trying to get your vote while bashing the other candidate... This election we got nothing..
Not much happening from the Dictator. Money comes out. Money gets traded. MPP gets set up.. Same old.
Taxes seemed to have little to no impact on anything. Tanks are still dirt cheap..
To be honest.. Things are getting pretty boring.
The political module has been absolutely crippled and we are already starting to see its effects. Activity is dropping fast as is our population.
One of the better things to do was to come in and battle the other parties to try to get in the top 5,3 or 1. Now... What's the point?
The number 1 party is as useless as the last place party..
So what is left to do if you are not Rylde?
I guess hold enter while clicking the fight button and then log out.
There is no reason or purpose to the political module any longer and the battle module has been a corpse for years now.
In my opinion Rylde should just do what he is best at and raise some hell. Let us go out in a blaze of glory and perhaps have a week or 2 of actual fun and entertainment before the population drops to 20..
Or just pull the damn plug and put us out of our misery.
Now I hate leaving people with a sour taste in their mouth..
So.. See how many of these cartoons you can name!
And bonus question... What are these scenes from?
If you guess the final question right I will youtube link you to all the vids. Nostalgia overload!
I am the bringer of life.
I am the model who all others wish to look like.
I can bench press more than you ever will be able to.
I am the goal you will never reach.
The man....
The legend..
The one you pray to at night..
The one you wish you were...
The mountain of molten lust...
Gods gift to all of humanity...
I'm the humblest person on Earth, I'm so humble that I make the Dalai lama look like Kanye West by comparison.
Utter and complete perfection wrapped up in the most lusted after human to ever be gifted to this planet..
~Oinyo
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Comments
Politics is dead? You say that like its a bad thing.
Your MU is your new political party and you vote with your gun. Beats whiney politics and mind numbing political jibber jabber IMO. New and improved.
Time will tell. ATM the numbers are showing otherwise.
Reboot
Beast Wars
She-ra
The Racoons
Beatle Juice
The Wuzzles
Thunder Cats (2011 series)
I think the bottom pics are from Reboot.
HA! Take that misspent childhood.
Very close but you did not get the bonus question right 😉
What! But... but... the first of the three scene looks like a game in Reboot and AndrAIa's legs. And I swear I remember the pink sprite dog. The last one looks like Pixar on acid, but I thought it was from Reboot too.
Say it isn't so!
Ha ha ha. Think more along the lines of the commercials that they used to play between cartoons 😉
Those scenes are from Short Circuit(s?). If I recall correctly, YTV has stricter rules when it first started out in terms of the number of minutes per hour it could play paid-for commercials - it had a semi-educational mandate. So they'd play a fair amount of ads for their own TV shows, had fillers like the Zone and, later at night, these computer animated musical shorts.
Woot! You got it Chochi 🙂 I hated when they would play only like 35 seconds of one of the 2 minute clips. I always looked forward to them..
GAME OVER
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that was well into the 700's last time I checked a week or so ago.
It was 1400 when I joined and higher before then.
We are but shadows and dust, SHADOWS AND DUST!
Plato... You Really Did It This Time
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There is some mad scientist guy at Erp labs making this game more and more fu*ked up just to see who will be the last one to log in.
sad game is just... sad
I am fairly certain that we are now part of some sick demented social experiment.. How much can they make us suffer before we leave.. Or will we start to love the pain and ask for more? 😛
I can't believe your article. You point out how Clan Wolf has diminished to a second class party. Then you go on to complain that the dictator upgrade that you inspired admin to create has ruined politics. Didn't you say that you "created" this with admin to bring fun into the game? Maybe we need to go back and check your article.
Wait a minute... The Dill Pickle.. That's 3 words!! Half life 3 confirmed! WOOHOO!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reported for being vulgar. I looked up what these series of lines and font means.. You are a sick sick puppy Dillan. Completely gross and out of order.
You're right. The Dictatorship module is actually very boring. "Dictator" is just like a CP after a wipe and loss of Congress. The only reason many countries are even in dictatorship is to stave off PTO...yeah real fun there Plato
Well, we could try communism. Just set taxes to max and redistribute the wealth equally. With a little extra stipend for the elite, of course.
Lol.. That would be different.
The only thing left for players to do is oppose a dictatorship or get in line for your daily whipping
Id like to say this is one of your more sane articles but its in direct conflict with some of your earlier barfests so im not sure how to take it
Its probably easier then you think to dispose a despot if your willing to get in bed with a foreign one
Take things with a grain of salt.. I was and am trying to breath life and conflict back into a rather boring game.
If my opinions need to conflict to make that happen. then so be it 😉
Ya know there's always the option of moving somewhere without a dictator. I hear you have some history with the Russians....
lol.. What a pun!
That's not a pun. It's barely a joke.
I am just trying to keep things pleasant Chochi.. Not sure how to respond to these sorts anymore lol.
You could upload a scan of the certificate that says you're not insane and link to it every time. 😛
Ha ha, Well.. a cert like that has to exist first 😛
Boredom exists in rebuilding.
and we have been rebuilding for years 😛
I mean for excitement 😛 We just had a bunch of war, then wipes. We need the money first for the entertainment.
Every one of those cartoons was the worst. The only good cartoons are:
1) 1980s GI Joe
2) the pinball counting song cartoon on Sesame Street
3) Cowboy BeBop
Everything else is brain-trash for ADHD Aspies.
I know you're not hating on ReBoot Xander...
Yeah.. he went there.. SHAME!!!
I absolutely am hating on ReBoot. Double-screw ReBoot with a rusty railroad spike.
/gives Xander the hugs he didn't receive as a child
Population drops and lack of war is on plato. I'm currently just a peacetime rebuilding dictator. Might not be what Canada wants but its definitely what it needs. Its hard going against he way I usually play the game trust me.