[KING]Long Live the King

Day 2,648, 10:17 Published in Belgium Belgium by Critically


Greetings citizens,

A couple of months ago, eBelgium suffered a bitter defeat. The filthy Republican Scum took our beautiful country and plunged it into Anarchy. I am here to tell that story and how the King was betrayed by his people.

It all began with a simple debate started by our very own Count of Limburg, Lord JdlF. He proposed to clean up the Lawbook of our home. The Sitting King, Mr. Wonka, saw no danger and let his trustworthy courtiers handle this issue, instead focusing on more important matters.
What he did not expect, was that some of his very own were plotting against him. A shameful plot, orchestrated by the Republican Scum. Their goal, end the dynasty, end the Monarchy.

Believing that the proposal would die in endless debate, King Mr. Wonka deemed it as a silly move by one of his Lords. However, it was this exact moment that the plotters were waiting for. With the King and his main courtiers not paying attention, the Count of Antwerp, Lord tommot swept in and proposed to remove several laws, including the act that gave Birth to our glorious Dynasty. He law was buried under tons of paper, the plotters knew very well that no one would read all these Documents and even went so far as to openly taunt the law, describing it as an useless piece of crap. The Republicans rapidly enacted the next step in their shameful plan, and diverted the attention away from the Documents to another, far less important issue, so unimportant it doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned.

What the filthy Traitors did not expect was that two Crown Loyalists, the Duke of Brussels Valeyard and the Grand Duke of Luxembourg Prince MCKitkat would actually read through the whole document. The plot was discovered and made public. Both went on to stop the Plotters from achieving their ultimate goal. The law was put up to vote, but the traitor scum were prepared for an emergency and unveiled the Final part of their plan. The Knights eVladimir and Bobby Teuchan openly sided with the Republicans, thus giving them a Majority vote. It was clear that the Monarchy was lost, but both Dukes did not despair because they knew that “The Great Lion King” would one day return and punish those whom he had trusted and who had betrayed him.

Now after many months of wait, their prayers were finally heard. Prophets announced the return of the one that shall save them and indeed, the word was true because I, The Great Lion King have returned and I, King Critically, am here to reclaim what is rightfully mine and seek vengeance to those who dared to harm the Throne. I shall not rest until the filthy Traitors are given what is due to them. Those who defied me, will suffer, those who supported me, will be rewarded. Like a Phoenix, we shall rise from the Ashes and come down on all our enemies because we are the ones that the people deserve. We are your saviours, I am your saviour.

All my enemies shall tremble and they will wish that they had never defied me. I ask you, my fellow eBelgian, to stand with me, your King. I ask you, to join our cause and to defeat the disease that has harmed our lovely nation, our home for too long. Down with the Republic. Long Live the Kingdom.

Signed,

His Majesty, King Critically I.
“The Lion King” of eBelgium and Protector of the 10 provinces.