How To Play This Game
Hail Astrid
For ages above three years old.
Before playing the game:
Safety should be your number one priority.
During gameplay:
If you're left-handed, just leave.
After playing the game:
Remember to maintain eye contact at all times.
Time spent til next login:
This is not optional.
For mobile users:
Remember to wipe.
If end result is unsatisfactory, repeatedly smash face into ground until satisfaction is achieved.
Thank you for reading.
Comments
Great article!
Thank you! 🙂
You're welcome.
In needed that last tip, it can be a struggle 🙁
Alcohol works as well, but it's a bit more expensive.
Where's the part that says you need to eat a banana before crying ?
That's a cheat code. My moral compass wouldn't allow it!
and they said i would never learn till i was able to 'understand English'. Yarr.
And here is the pirate where I expected him
I don't know how to react to this.
Well, you endorsed it, so you definitely reacted correctly! 🙂
I hurted myself in my confusion, very effective!
Great guide... Now let me get up from my toilet seat and wipe my butt.
*raises hand for high five*
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*has second thoughts*
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Thank you! I've been doing it wrong all the time
Glad to be of assistance! It's tough to maintain proper form when taking a dump, but with practice, I'm sure you'll get there! 🙂
Omg its OK to cry, what a relief.
It's not crying, it's just...
http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/top-10-excuses-men-use-crying-hesaid/
I think you forgot to add the part where you open your wallet and let Plato rob you blind.
I would've, but it hasn't happened to me so far! 🙂
Mainly because I haven't got any money 🙁
Yeah man I know the feeling all too well!!! Haha
Great article
Thank you! 🙂
After reading this article, now I go to the big potty!
Although we're all born right handed, only a few of us overcome the handicap.
LOL! (Typed this left-handed)
Great article
Thank you! 🙂
who are you? one of MWC pawns?
thank you for the lesson. ♪
I am Hail Astrid and I am a multi of Wayne.
He made me after watching How To Train Your Dragon 1 and 2 as well as copious amounts of dragon-themed pornography in one night.
"Multis of Wayne"? Are they still touring?
Yup but unfortunately all the tickets were snapped up by other multis of Wayne 🙁
votado
Gracias senor cowboy! 🙂
"If you are left-handed, just leave" HAHAHH xd
Voted.
voted nigga.
true story bro
Best article i have seen.
I haven't left my toilet for five years, not since Chaz ran of with my toilet paper. I've lived off plaster board flavoured with bleach, and kept myself sane by creating a life size sculptures of world leaders using my own excrement.
Horice 🙂