Wild Owl is Actually Jesus
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Jesus Gonna Be Here (Mandatory listening)
Day 2631 of the New World
February 2, 2015
I have always believed that eRepublik is a game that is accessible for nearly anyone to be able to play and enjoy. There are so very many “points of entry”.
You can fight like a maniac.
You can become a meta gamer.
You can focus entirely on politics.
You can just publish stuff whatever.
You can ramp up your game, or ramp it down.
You can become a black-market dealer.
You can devote yourself to IRC ubiquity.
You can be a life-long troll.
You can work out your RL issues here.
Can’t this list go on???
eRepublik is a rich-enough context that there are probably only two kinds of people that don’t make it.
1. Those who have already made it, quit, and move on.
2. Those who totally miss their calling in eRepublik and just try to be someone they are not.
So yes, I believe there is a spot for everyone around here.
And yet once in a while, a player comes along who just seems perfectly suited to do a better job of what he does than nearly anyone else ever can or ever has done.
Wild Owl is an eBorn President. He is better at it than anyone this country has ever had. And I gladly include myself in that list. Seriously. Wild Owl is the Perfect President for eUSA.
Wild Owl is Isaac Stern playing a Stradivarius.
Wild Owl is Tom Brady with a (properly inflated) football in his hands.
Wild Owl is Stephen Spielberg with a Director’s chair and a megaphone.
Wild Owl is Bobby Flay with a grill and a few pounds of Kobe Beef.
Wild Owl is Ronaldo with a soccer ball… Burl Ives with a microphone… Bob Dylan with a guitar… Phoenix Quinn with a newspaper…
Wild Owl as President of the eUnited States of America is Jesus with 5 loaves and two fishes.
You get my point?
Let’s face it, voters, the idea of electing anyone other than Wild Owl for Country President is as looney it comes.
Vote for Wild Owl on the 5th.
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Comments
Pertamaxxx
Woot, Last Exile FTW!
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HOOT HOOT
YaY ^__^
So that's where all our countries gold went to.He made a dam golden crown 😃 😃 .Vote Wild Owl for CP 😉 he needs a golden robe 😃
haha
and some gold shoes!
God save the OWL
🙂
YO ! WO 4 PotUS ! o/ I support Hooters !
Sic transit gloria mundi
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Hoot! Hoot!
CURRAHEE!
inci has taken over OvO
lol
HOOT! HOOT!
Glory Hallelujah!
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
are you saying that he will end up betrayed and crucified? Lovely presidency xD
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WO4CP!
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But why should we vote for him? Why is he the perfect president?
You say Stern, I say Paganini
You say Brady, I say Montana
You say Spielberg, I say Tarantino
You say Bobby Flay, I say John Mueller
You say Rolando I say Maradona
And Jesus was crucified by his own people!
So why should I vote for him? What is he planning to do better than other candidates?
Don't worry Wild Owl has lots of experience when it comes to strategies.This is not his first strategy game 😉 .The only other person i would trust with my account is him, and i am the type that never lets go of my things 😉 .
Pse nuk ka mpp me shqypnin vlla?
Pihhh, potus ma t'lodht kurr nuk ka pas shba.
Une at e njof qe 6-8 vjet.Une e kam prun ne kete loj.Ky e mendon te miren e eUSA.Edhe mue me vjen bajat por besoj qe nje dit do te kete mpp me Shqiperin.
Deri atehere, ska lidhje qi bon mpp me krejt armiqt tane...
mvje keq po argument ma palidje se ky i yti nuk kom ni.
Vlla kjo esht loje 🙂 .Kenaqu sa nuk e kan mbyll adminat 😉 .
Çfarë doni të thoni?
I wonder who Judas is..
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HOODIE HOO
Maybe I should try to be a black market dealer that trolls politics on IRC while publishing articles on people fighting like maniacs. This could work....
WO is uber bird.
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Can add blasphemer to your long list of vices.
"Pull the beam out of your own eye" "judge not lest ye be judged, For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judge😛 and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again."
While I have personally would not have compared WildOwl to Jesus it's not my place to condemn. Considering I've seen you compare yourself to Christ numerous times it's clearly not your place either.
lolwut..... Comparing actions you take to Christ are NOT the same as saying someone IS Christ. BIG difference boy.
I am not aware of any gods in erepublik that can be blasphemed. Our are you losing track of the line between reality and a fantasy game?
Ajay, would you pardon Nixon if you were Ford, by the way?
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"Ronaldo with a soccer ball… Burl Ives with a microphone… Bob Dylan with a guitar… Phoenix Quinn with a newspaper…"
Thedillpickl with vinegar & a jar...
*fixed*
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^.^
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Preacherman has spoken. Not apostolic authority per se, but close.
Just a thought...
If I were him, I'd want to go out on top. Yes, he did great, almost Emerick-Great. But, you know how it is - make one mistake and you go from being Jesus to being lower than dog turds.