[DMV4CP] I'm Standing at Full Attention for YOU again, Canada!
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My Fellow Canadians, I stand before you today not as your Penis Potato, but as a Candidate for President. Our situation today is much as it was the last time I ran for President, we're wiped, we're broke, and we're on the verge of death by boredom. It is time for a change.
I am offering the change Canada needs at this time. I am under no illusions that I'm the most popular candidate for President, but I'm the President Canada needs at this time. I'm not the candidate you elect when everything is going well, I am the candidate you elect when everything has gone to sh** and you need someone who will do whatever is necessary to win.
We have a history in this country of electing the candidate we like best and as a result every few months we end up wiped. I'm asking Canada to do something different this month, I am asking you to vote for the candidate who will work tirelessly and do whatever is deemed necessary to end this occupation whether it is popular or not. I'm ready to lead Canada out of the situation we find ourselves in, but only if Canada is ready to follow the course I plan on setting for us.
New Programs and Government Efficiency
We have a severe disconnect in eCanada between the government and those they govern. We typically favor small government with a lot of the same people in charge each month. This is not efficient during an occupation, while wiped the government must do its best to include as many people as possible and communicate with the people. It is for these reasons I will be introducing some new ministries, positions, and bring back positions I have had as CP in the past.
Propaganda and Information
I am going to be bringing back the Ministry of Propaganda and my goal is to have government media published a couple times a week to keep the people informed. On top of that I will be introducing the Office of Chief Critic. The Chief Critic will have full access to all government programs and communication and will have full authority to publish anything he believes the government is doing that is inappropriate or not in the best interest of the people of Canada.
The Chief Critic's job will be to hold me accountable to the people of Canada. I have picked a man for the job who has no love for me, and who I believe will have no problem informing the people of Canada of any problems with my administration. I will be introducing him to Canada along with the rest of cabinet in a future article.
Ministry of War and the Ministry of State Affairs
"Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Winning a war requires a large degree of planning and flexibility. With that in mind I am introducing the Ministry of War. The Ministry of War will be in addition to the Ministry of Defense. The Ministry of War will focus solely on planning, strategy, and daily Military priorities, while the Ministry of Defense will focus on coordination and maintaining battle orders as set by the Ministry of War.
In addition to these changes I will be convening the War Council that will include all members of the Ministries of Defense, War, and Foreign Affairs along with a few select advisors. The War Council will be charged with actually running our wars on the ground. I will be selecting members based on availability, skill, and their willingness to follow our plans to rid Canada of the occupation. The War Council will be comprised of roughly fifteen members from various military units and time zones to ensure we have the ability to properly wage war even while our population sleeps.
The Ministry of State Affairs will be our clandestine services and will be comprised of people I believe can do what Canada needs to do to win this war in any way possible. The membership of the Ministry will be only known to me and the members of the Ministry. Their missions and objectives will also only be known to members of the Ministry and myself to ensure that our objectives are not compromised.
I'm ready to do what is necessary to make the next month successful, and if Canada is willing we shall begin a new era in eCanada. I once brought success on the battlefield to the people of Canada. I know what is needed to fight a stronger opponent and with Dio willing we will do all that is necessary to end this occupation. I once again ask for your support for President, not because you like me, but because at this time I am the right man for the task at hand.
Comments
Good luck 🙂
Good luck
Looks like you have all your ducks in a row, and I know you're a hard worker. Good luck 😁
Best of luck my friend o7
quite the sight
So you're serious now? You sure? Are we and how can we?
v 4 Schlieffen Plan
the results of he troll competition?
He just won it himself right here.
Good luck.
I like how few votes his articles get on there own merit.
This from the man that has spent how much money in the game to cheat his way ahead? So you can buy your skills and votes but no one else can?
DMV is running cause that means Rylde 4 CP just to screw him over for lulz
So I'm guessing no diplomacy.
Lots of diplomacy. Without an alliance diplomacy is the most important thing, it will get its own article. This was about new ideas I was bringing to government.
I think pickle is projecting his own failures at you in hopes that you will be just as incompetent as he was and is. Just ignore him.
Good luck
if you stand at attention for longer than 4 hours.... consult a physician
You are the right guy. Let us see if people will do the right thing. Good luck 😘
I'm in daily PM's with about 90 different Canadians and so is most your current government.
Ugh.
The first thing I though when you won the CPF PP was, "Looks like Rylde's gonna get another CP medal".
Glad you did what was necessary to make me right.
I find it hard to believe Rylde wins the election when he's only going to get one Top Five endorsement.
Rylde is a nice paperweight. He gets the CP win then does nothing for the entire term. He is as useless as you can get when it comes to being CP other than getting us wiped for longer.
eCanada is a great place to live if you're a beaver.
If you want a serious Chief Critic and not a puppet the only reasonable choice would be me
Not true, I can think of someone who likes me even less than you do. You'll be happy with my choice.
I'm so going to post a hot ginger that will really make you stand at attention on Thursday!
Well you have pulled us out of shit before I know you can do it again. Lets Roll!