[DoE] The American University!
Department of Citizen Affairs
Hello America,
The Department of Education has been busy since the beginning of the new term getting everyone comfortable in their new roles. We can now say the ship is running smoothly at the moment with all programs heading in the right direction.
Secretary Blande is currently on a much needed vacation after spending the past 5 months around without any breaks. He is still able to check in occasionally to make sure everything is fine. We hope he has a lot of fun as he travels from coast to coast of the US.
AMERICAN UNIVERSITY
Dean: Mr. Swagg
The American University is a program which has been used on/off as a tool to educate eUS citizens especially the newer players on the game mechanics. This month, we at the DoE have been placing added emphasis on the program. We have updated the curriculum and increased the incentives to attend. There is a possibility of earning over 7 gold, 500 q5 food, and 100 q7 weapons for new players who join.
The University covers every aspect of the game and provides the perfect foundation on which to build a successful eLife. We invite you to apply here
With that said, we want to thank you for reading this press release and we will appreciate any suggestions you have for us. You can send those through PM or you can do it in person on IRC in #eUSA-DoE.
Sincerely,
Department of Education
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Comments
First of the University!
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Good stuff as always from the DoE.
Good Luck o/ on the university
For The Students!
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edumacation is the bestest
American University Curriculum:
1- Liberty and Oil
2- Democracy and War
3-Freedom of Speech and Political Correctness
4-Hamburgers and Milkshakes
5-Degeneration and Decency- Chapter also known as "How to destroy cultures/nations and traditions/customs and create "American Dream" aka American society"
6-Corporate Slavery and Consumerism
7-How to create a nation of robotic slaves that enforce your will without thinking for themselves
8-Invasion tactics- How to infiltrate and destroy countries through political and military means
9-?
10-Profit!
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