[MoR-E] Black Friday
Xander Kross
I hope you maggots have your fat bellies full of turkey and cranberry sauce, because now it's time to do PT until you puke it all back up. Training ground upgrades are on sale for the rest of the day.
Did you maggots know that there is a government program to help eCanadian citizens purchase these upgrades during sales? Well, there is, so get your asses in gear and contact the Ad Hoc Ministry of Health, Welfare and General Maggotry (that would be klop123) for a loan of 10 gold.
I'll repeat:
Contact klop123 for a 10 gold LOAN to take advantage of this sale. eCANADIANS ONLY.
NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 100 PUSH-UPS, MAGGOT! AND HURRY UP, YOU AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!
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DO EET!
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Transparency: I bought votes for this article.
Too bad these surplus packs are crappy this time -.-.
GET YOUR LOAN TO UPGRADE YOUR TRAINING GROUNDS NOW!
This is Unacceptable!
HAIL CANADA !
o7 Klop
Huh. No hippie references.
Jingle bells and the joyful sounds of little children playing in the snow must be softening that cold black heart of Xander's.
http://tinyurl.com/lwaenmc
~hyuu~