[MoR-E] Hallowe'en Etiquette
Xander Kross
Listen up, maggots. It's that time of year when parents abandon all the rules they have taught their children all year and send them door-to-door begging for candy from strangers. This is the only ministry-approved response to such an invasion.
If you cannot afford a surplus M1 Garand, a shotgun or any other long rifle will suffice.
This is also the only ministry-approved response to Air Strikes and any attempt by eUK to land on our shores.
Class dismissed.
Comments
But I'm using my long gun for my Islamic terrorist costume for when I go trick or treating at the airport.
don't forget...
<100ml liquids only
o7
Hehe Clint is king.
yeh so lame asking children to beg door-to-door for candies. Adults should be more like you and drive a van to a playground and offer candies to children 😃
fire at will!!!!