Corrupt-a-wish, eRepublik style
Vijalob
Note that per Plato's policy, spam comments that do not have anything to do with eRepublik are neither appreciated nor tolerated (this is in the text of the Junior Journalist award -- this is clearly an eRepublik related article, as it refers to one of the eRepublik contests). I'm not sure how that is being enforced, but hey, who am I to go against Plato.
The game "Corrupt a wish" goes like this -- the first person might say,
"I wish I had 1000 Q7 tanks"
The second person would say,
"Granted, but the new ePresident won't fight anyone."
So that we can take full advantage of eRepublik's two-level commenting hierarchy, please give your corruption as a response to the comment and your new wish as a new comment.
(side note -- I wish that Chrome wouldn't give a CSRF attack and fail to post articles, making me use some other browser).
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Gee, I wish I had a Q7 housing factory.
Comments
I wish I had a Q7 housing factory.
Granted, but Plato decides to remove the housing industry.
I wish I had 100000 gold.
Granted! But then Plato fixes the economy.
late for the party eh 😛
Granted! And then a new party begins.
I wish my avatar were a little bit taller.
Granted but then it would be 1px wide.
Cantor's avatar?
I wish I could log out and not come back within 24 hours.
Granted, But now Plato says you can work twice a day.
I wish I didn't have to buy food.
Granted. but now you cannot fight until you grow, prepare, and consume your crops....eRepublik Farmville is born.
I wish I could visit some of the places where I have fought.
Granted, but all citizens will know you fought against them
I wish I could quit this darn game
Granted, but now you have time to actually complete household chores.
I wish someone would do all of MY household chores.
Granted, that will be $1,000,000 please!
I wish this game will be dead
Granted. Unfortunately all internet links will forever direct you to the dead eRepublik homepage.
I wish all of EZC would support our budding writers by commenting.
Comment 1 more needed.....
comment two and hope this gets the mission!
Bah!