[DCCP] eUK STRONK!
WayneKerr
Hello eUK
What a month it's been for you guys. First you blindly elect what some people call 'nothing but a troll' as your CP, then you stick the boot into those that have been trying to mess with our internal politics. After that we had to endure one the most aggressive months the eUK has seen, with an Alliance backed AirStrike and 5 Natural Enemies upon our rainy, windswept rock, many thought that a Wayne term would consist of a wipe! I imagine certain groups, both inside and outside the eUK were rubbing their hands together with glee at that prospect.
Instead, we batted away the Israeli/LETO AirStrike and flipped each NE to our advantage, wiping France, Norway and Sweden (with the help of our German brothers). That's right eUK, for the first time in our history a AirStrike and multiple NE's didn't result in a wipe! Sniff the air, that's the smell of freedom, folks!
Everyone that participated, from our native eUKers, our allies and even the Combat Order Hunters, we thank you. After a few months of bitter fighting inside the eUK, with certain groups leaving, certain groups arriving (and eventually leaving again), it's been a pretty turbulent time here in Blightly.
Myself, butjam and mwc celebrated long into the night
There has been a lot of lies and paranoia going around about these wars. As normal the bullies that are our neighbours have issued various reason for the latest attempt at 'Gang banging' us. So I'll clear it up for you.
LETO/Canada/Israel
Apparently, according to the Canadian CP the reasons for LETO taking action against us was to 'defend Australia'. Yes folks, I shit you not... hands up how many eUKers even knew our convict cousins were in the area?
... yeah, that's what I thought. Not many of you.
I can categorically state that the eUK never had any intention of attacking Australia (neither Saiwun or Dr Hugh are CP, so whats the point?). I didn't even know they were in the region until AFTER the 'gang bang' had begun. Due to Plato's god awful new map, Australia are located in a part of the map no sane person would ever scroll up to! So either LETO are paranoid or just stupid...
Canada have recently voted through a No Natural Enemy proposal with the aim of proposing peace. I leave it up to members of the eUK and Congress to decide what our next move will be.
AssGuard
Ah Norway. As many of you are already aware the eUK recently engaged in a spot of button clicking against Norway with the sole intention of having a NE battle open so we could do our missions. Like Norway, we wanted it over with as quickly as we could.
Now from what I understand, the Norgie CP thought that we would be ding donging border regions for the 7 days it takes for the NE to 'wear off' and then peace would be proposed. Now there is 2 problems with this, Norway are about as strong as a 26 man eUK MU named Dental Corps and the only border region we have with Norway is Scotland. The region that connects our capital to our bonuses. That's without mentioning the massive amounts of our currency they would get due to our borked wage average at the time... that was never gonna happen. Instead, we set about wiping them in 4 days and then returning the regions via RW after closing the NE.
Simple, quick, effective.
Norway and AssGuard, I assume panicked and Norway re-NE'd us, effectively prolonging the war if their intentions all along had been to propose peace after 7 days. Yet it was eUK that went back on a deal... Scando logic at it's finest! With no word from Norway on why they had done this eUK assumed it to be an hostile act and the rest they say, is history.
France
Francey, France, France, France! France are just France, they recently left LETO but are still in the sphere of Assteria, so I can't see us becoming best of friends just yet. What I can say is, if they stop NEing us, we'll stop NEing them and as long as they can work out a deal with Poland and Chile, I'm happy to allow them to live on our borders.
In the famous words of Jay Kay, there's nothing left to do but dance...
Other stuff...
Admin are still dragging their heels with regards to our orgs. We have the emails ready to go, all we are waiting for is a lazy admin to pull his finger out and reset them. I can't see it happening before the 6th, so I'll have to leave it for the next CP.
We've had a damn fun month eUK. Let's carry this forward into the next term.
I still haven't stole anything... except maybe your hearts
So long eUK, it's been a blast!
Comments
erste?
DC CP supported heavily by DC tankers all hours of the day.
Let your mates rest them credit cards... question they have to ask themselves was it really worth it xD
I do apologize for having friends...
Apology accepted
It was pleasure to serve under you Wayne.Can"t remember more friendlier cheap and CP than you are.Your term were outstanding,someone might say differently but it is what it is.Never thougth that I"ll be in your cabinet.Shame we didn"t cooperate longer than a month.Good luck with your further endevours and all the best Wayne.Greetings from Alexander-Alex Prime Minister of eUK.Voted,subed.
Wayne is cheap?
Doesn't surprise me!
Sorry, I couldn't resist 🙂 🙂
@Paul I know you are sweet and that you couldn"t resist 🙂
Wayne is fine cheap eventhough,he is in DC 😃.
By the way why that doesn"t surprises you ?.
you mean chap 🙂
cheap - inexpensive because of inferior quality.
"cheap, shoddy goods"
synonyms: poor-quality, second-rate, third-rate, substandard, low-grade, inferior, common, vulgar, shoddy, trashy, rubbishy, tawdry, tinny, brassy, worthless, meretricious, cheap and nasty, cheapjack, gimcrack, Brummagem, pinchbeck; informalcheapo, junky, tacky, kitsch, not up to much; informalnaff, duff, ropy, grotty, rubbish, twopenny-halfpenny; informala dime a dozen, tinhorn, two-bit, dime-store; vulgar slangcrap, crappy; vulgar slangchickenshit; archaictrumpery
he doesn't know he made a spelling error, Paul
FFS! you meant to type "chap" I suppose, Sekula.
and stop sending fb friend requests!!
Wayne4eternalCP
Good term Wayne, it's been pleasant to have you as CP.
Good CP. Quietly steered the good ship Britain through some pretty stormy waters, without fuss or bother (or wholesale treasury theft - which is good), and kicked some hybrid Canadian Norwegian French arse along the way.
Nice one.
o7
I suppose this was adequate, given the circumstances. Don't be ashamed Wayne
Funny that, about Australia/Leto, given that they're just letting Nigeria drop in 😛
The 400,000 gold given to the MU putting up COs doesn't help.
The 400,000 gold given to the MU putting up COs doesn't help.
If just 5 voters had switched from Wayne to KJ - Where would we be?
I'm sure we would have been fine as well - different people have different styles and ways of doing things. There's still much to play out in the long run.
Wiped.
you not gonna rob the treasury? pff
you're worse than BigAnt :/
i read this article.
10/10
Would elect again, but don't run again, people who do well once as CP are almost always doomed to failure the second time around.
Butjam looks better as a blonde...
Fair point, but I look fantastic anyway
Best CP eUK has had in a very long time!
o7
Huzzah o7
not a fan really, but credit where credit is due:
a great term
A damn enjoyable month, DC CPs are the best o7
A great month for the eUK, and here's to many to come!
o7
o7
Good CP, enough said
braaaaaaaaaaaap
PS
BigAnt sooks plums
The one DC never could have/handle
As I've said many times, you'd have made a fine dentist had you not be such a See You Next Tuesday!