Поема за Асенчо и Прасетата
Agent Kolev
ЗАГЛАВИЕ : Асенчо и двете прасета на море
Асен Ушински се казва той
и винаги плаща в борй
Роб е той на две прасета
които не плащат дедесета
Всеки ден се бъхти кат вол
и си кърка бистър алкохол
Кара си старата си Лада
и прави дрифтец на площада
За морето става чак в три
защото Ладата му ще изгърми
Двете прасета ходат на плаж
а роба носи огромен багаж
Разпъва той платнището
което е взето от бунището
Покриват се с мръсния чаршаф
но пък си нямат шкаф
Не влизат те в морската вода
а защото им миреше на прадня
Роба ходина на 2км за водица
и я пази като стъкленица
На плажчето си прават селфи
и го качват у баделфи
В бунгалцато миреше на пор
а роба иска да е рекетьор
За да си вътре ти трябва противогаз
но миризмата ще я усетиш от раз
Двете прасета са гадни пиявци
и имат елементарни навици
Дебели са като африканския слон
като онзи във Вавилон
Робецът е заклет вещоман
но поне не е наркоман
и винаги си намира талисман
но не стъпва в Ихтиман
Робеца облечен като смешник
от един обречен бутик
Всеки ден го подтикват да свиква
с мисълта, че всички думи им са реликва.
Животът му труден
на практика е погубен
Гадно а
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На ти една поема ....
FRuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fRuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
FRuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
MRasturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
FRock yourself with a garden tool
FRuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fRuckin' fRuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fRucked that long
FRuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fRuck yourself silly
FRuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fRuck yourself,
How ya gonna fRuck somebody else?
FRuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud,And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
FRuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fRuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dRick and take all day
FRuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
FRuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fRuck you!
FRuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fRuckin' posers
FRuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
FRuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
FRuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
FRuck yourself with your income tax
They're fRucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fRucked by the government
FRuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fRucked in the end
I have been so fRucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
FRuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fRuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
FRuck yourself with your face
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