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My apologizes for the rather long delay, but as no one might know, trying to convince physiologists that you're still sane is rather difficult. But I always make sure that I return to give you all more news stories that you probably already heard elsewhere! Or at the very least it's fun to read inaccurate commentary. Whichever floats your boat. Until I receive more icebergs in order to sink those still-floating boats, it would be best for me to return to the topic of Europe usually remaining in a constant state of war.

One would expect (by this point) for Europe to lighten up and create a sort of, I don't know, a European Union! Imagine the possibilities! But until that day comes, but knowing certain people it probably won't, we can continue cheering on ePoland with their fight against eFrance. Ever since I started this paper, eFrance has always been a thorn in our sides. I'd praise anyone who helps taking them down a notch. Yes, when I say "anyone" I do in fact include eSerbia.

This is why it would be preferable for eGermany to fail miserably in their war against ePoland. If we can get eGermany off ePoland's back, then we have many more opportunities in taking down eFrance. But in another corner of the world, eChina is at war with eNorth Korea. This astounds me. Truly a fight no one would expect. But other than that all the other fights are things I'd expect. So, my amazing and completely handsome subscribers, which current war surprised you the most?

For the non news-related part of this paper, I'd like to return to last issue's subtopic a slight bit. Back then I discussed which should be our new religion for eUSA; Godzillaism or Haruhiism? Let's take a vote in the comments, and whichever wins we'll campaign to make the next religion of eUSA! Will it be a giant fire-breathing dinosaur who's most recent movie disappointed fans everywhere, or the goddess of time-travelers, aliens, and espers? Only time will tell.