Adopt an elderly Baby
Releasethe Krakken
According to records found at the Minister of Education we still have a lot of elderly babies in our midst our current CP Mirek12345 being one.
Now I don’t know why a person that is a couple of years old here should still need an occasional handout but apparently they do.
So it seems they were cut from their mother apron strings too quickly therefore us the higher level citizens of eIreland must jump in.
Here is how it work:
Adopting an elderly baby
1. Look in Mr Tayto ‘ article (he is the Min Of Education) for an elderly baby AND identify him like this:
2. Go to this address for an Irish adoption certificate : http://www.birthsdeathsmarriages.ie/shop/adoption-certificate/
3. Inform baby your adopting him like this
4. Full out the form like this:
5. Screenshot the form and submit it to Viktor Kurgan Mr Tayto LIKE THIS:
6. Pay 40 IEP to Minister of Education like this :
[EDIT STATE PRIOR DO NOT RECEIVE DONATIONS]
7. Wait till your adoption application has been approved by Mr. Tayto the State Prior
Caring for an elderly baby:
1. Feed him by sending him enough energy per day. Some babies will overfeed so be careful!!!
2. Educate him by direction every economic move he make till he is weened.
note: Elderly babies probably has some learning disability or somethjing. Identifly such problem and correct it . Or just repeat your message daily to him.
3. Arm him by sending him 10 Q7 WEPS a day.
4. Direct his brain to understand how this game work by each day sending him an helpful tip.
For example: One produces food in a food factory and can eat said food. Food factories can be bought for 10 gold.
IN SHORT FEAD him.
And Finally exclaim MY WORK HERE IS DONE
My work here is done
Ps I have first dibs on Raven Anarcho ya all get your own babies and leave mine baby alone.
Enjoy the like of your new eSon
Comments
lol wtf
yes players that are 1918 days old ask for handouts from minister of education meant for new/young players. therefore elderly babies.
no ur article is wtf kind of funny 😃
yes why do old players still need food donations?
Any new player who wants food can comment here and I will give you some 🙂
exactly in community its ok not in education.
As State Prior and Cleric of The Word i look forward to give my blessing in creation of new happy families and help irish adult children so they can finally eat at last...
so its a yes on raven's adoption?
You must send me official request Krakken.
But i can promise a positive answer daddy Krakken.
Krakken and Viktor, daddy and mommy? So adorkable 🙂
I act as State Prior here...not a parent.
But i aprove you nyx to be mummy of raven
i did in our thread so its affirmative raven is now my elderly baby i will go an d buy hims some diapers right away.
Viktor, can I adopt the Krakken?
You must send me official request first.
But you understand you must be a positive role model for your adopted son Krakken and by default your adopted grand son Raven?
You must be an example of integrity and honour so both of them can look up to you.
In short you must leave your old life behind and reinvent yourself completley.
I know i ask a lot but i must think about innocent children...
WATCH YOUR HEADS EVERYONE. THE BIG BABY IS THROWING HIS TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM AGAIN.
Don't worry Krakky Wakky, Kurgan will feed you soon.
folks here is another elderly baby prime for adoption. dont be shy he is goot at getting into bank vaults as well.
"Now I don’t know why a person that is a couple of years old here should still need an occasional handout but apparently they do."
http://prntscr.com/3rdw36
RtK is now up for adoption. Form an orderly queue.
thx yes indeed i am also and elderly baby. your free to adopt me and buy me food and weps
that will be the shortest line in eRep history
there once was a boy named paddy who lived on a farm and liked playing with farm animals. One day Paddy saw another boy and wanted to play with this boy but this boy did not want to play. So Paddy picked up a stone and threw this stone and threw it at the other boy hitting him on the head. The other boy ran away crying and some other boys who was watching laughed at this and immediately made Paddy their friend. But Paddy thought they liked him because he threw a person with a stone so Paddy would daily throw stones at other people. But they did like him for this and each time they laughed at Paddy throwing other boys with stones.
And the moral of the story is....