The Quest for the Evil Bunny, or, Plato's Easter Gold Hunt
Yossarian Afudyakno
Evil rabbits stalk the land from Day 2345 but Plato will win the hunt as ever
If you haven't done so already, check the email with which you registered your eRep account to find a tantalising bit of information about the eRepublik team's latest attempt to keep us interested!
There is another threat to Lana's virtue and it's up to us, loyal gold-buyers, to defeat it within a set period with the tenuous offer of - heh - some carrots to get us involved. And by get involved, I mean burn that Country Currency to keep the joke of an economic system going, throw away that gold on health and boosters, and flail our way to the end of their next round of missions. Here's to Mr Faberge, may his eggs be found by the eRep admins in good time.
They didn't even try to hide the psychological incentive
Unlike previous mission/'storyline' arcs, we have an interestingly morbid origin with a dead child on the bunny's hands or, er, paws. What a ridiculous idea! Who has ever heard of a killer rabbit? Here is an artist's rendition of how the PCP/PA's encounter with the fiendish lagomorph will go:
When you're done reading the email, remember to click to 'go to eRepublik' to be rewarded with some pointless Guerilla twaddle.
And when you're done reading this article, don't forget to vote, subscribe, shout, and have a shower!
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-YOSSI
Comments
Lol'd 😃
Great article.
Held down vote for a few minutes to feel like it was a bigger vote, all because ya know... Features me 😃
Glad you approve despite your maiming above 😉
It's okay, It's a glorious way to go, Especially in such an homage to Horice \o/
Huzzah!
Is this horicism? I love cute rabbits.... The association of blood and rabbits is......
'PI' ISN'T PHONETICALLY CORRECT FOR 'P' IT SHOULD BE 'PEE'. GAWD.
Pee sees pee?
It always does. That we cannot deny.
Pea Sea Pea
We need the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
Thought that was "Nee" V+S
Fear the mighty Rabbit of Caerbannog!
V+S
What will be the naughty bunny if he mess with us ??
He will become roasted rabbit !!!
I'm ready, I found the helmet !
o7