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For the new players that have joined, we herewith below post our article from 7 month's ago, to clear up any confusion regarding the joining of Aurora as opposed to Leto.


The morning of day 2121.

Our under cover journalists have intercepted various government communications with Poland over the last couple of days. Below our journalist have placed together the events for the benefit of the frustrated people of the Netherlands.

Kakluik (de polsen president ) was sitting in his office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Dag meneer", a voice said.

"This is Van Spijker here from “We zullen voor altijd regeren” Bar in Amsterdam, Nederland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Van Spijker", Kakluik replied, "This is indeed important news!”

How big is your army?" "Right now," said Van Spijker, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Aries, my next door neighbor Weekstrom, and the entire pool team from the bar. That makes eight!

Kakluik paused. "I must tell you, Van Spijker, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Oh nee!," said Van Spijker. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Van Spijker called again. "Kakluik, my broer, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Van Spijker?" he asked. "Well, we have 4 Toyota Hilux double cabs, two Volkswagen mini busses, a bulldozer, and Kordak’s John Deer.

Kakluik sighed. "I must tell you, Van Spijker, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Kut!" said Van Spijker. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Van Spijker rang again the next day. "Kakluik, the war is still on! I have unfortunately had to reinstate the countries congress, but we have now managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Tony’s ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and Odan and El Gorro from the Ijzer en Wijn visclub have joined us as well!"

Kakluik was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Van Spijker, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Godverdomme!," said Van Spijker, "I'll have to ring you back".

"Sure enough, Van Spijker called again the next day."Jis, jis, jis! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Kakluik. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Van Spijker, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of beers, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners." But on the positive side at least I don’t have to reinstate that blasted congress.