Awkward!!! Oinyo stabs Russian diplomacy worker in RL (allegedly)

Day 2,308, 03:17 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

WITH : ALLEGEDLY

allegedly Prompted by foxfire Onyo a recent addition to eIreland from Canada stabbed and slashed a Russian staff member of the Russion Dimplomat.

although rumors have surfaced of a alleged love triangle between the man oinyo and Betty White nothing could be confirmed at the time the news broke.



http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/ottawa-man-charged-in-stabbing-of-russian-diplomat-1.1730570


The man who was drunk at the time said at first a dog bit him. Later he revealed that it was not a dog but a canadian soldier and that it was also not bite but slashed with a knife. Damn incompetent canuck translators.

Details is sketchy about foxfire's involvement but its suggested she yelled loudly " GET HIM " Upon which Oinyo charged the russian . She saved the russians life by screaming in a lewd authoritative voice Down Boy Down!

In latest breaking news foxfire the firebeast that was slayed in a recent article by Krakken made use of this opportunity to steals oinyo party : Details is uncertain how Foxfire will explain this to Oinyo when he returns. Awkward!!!

Kalashnikov suggests a soft soothing voice but no liquor. Also not to directly look at willow or his wall where he keeps his Betty White fan photos.

[UPDATE] Its no longer speculation that Oinyo was involved in an altercation involving an Russion diplomatic staff member although media keep on using russian diplomat (incorrectly on purpose to sell the story): Here is the 100% proof and no there is no doubts its him ->

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Soldier+family+stunned+charge+stabbing+Russian+diplomat/9623277/story.html

The author allegedly wrote this article but it could not be confirmed when it went to the presses