[EN] eRussia: Tzar, Oprichnina and Pancakes (by Syrin)
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В этой статье я коротко резюмирую для иностранных читателей содержание ”Дня опричника #0”, а также рассказываю о нашем моднейшем, ломовейшем и былиннейшем альянсе под названием ВЕЛИКАЯ ПРЕКРАСНАЯ РОССИЯ. Помимо этого, ничего нового. Многая лета!
You may know my under the nicknames MinPRO of Russia, khotko (still used in irc now) and Syrin. I’ll briefly remind those of you who don’t that last year I’ve been the x3 CP of eRussia during the World War, had a brief experience as CoT SC during its August counteroffensive in America&Europe, and have just the left a position of x3 Congress Speaker of our country. In my latest article for eRussian readers I announced my presidential candidacy.
I will summarize it for you to ensure better understanding of the framework eRussia exists in and its priorities for the nearest time.
I’d prefer to have March concentrated on internal issues, as eRussian community largely relies on the routines and ways which have been set in 2011-12 and are sometimes outdated.
Considering that their change will require an organized¢ralized effort, we’re looking to reorganize into a monarchy, so don’t be too surprised to discover some Tzarist and Oprichnina decor around.
Rather enjoy it.
🙂
We don’t regard any nation as an enemy and we’ll stick by our allies as we always did. Allies are more important for us than alliances; we rather believe in people we trust, nor in the infrastructure. But we’re open for cooperation with organized groups of countries as well.
We have allies and bros in any large group of states currently around. I’ll mention just some of them. Asteria, Aurora and Syrius all have countries of importance to us. We’ve got a long and emotional history with all of them and we can’t see a way to give any of them up, so we won’t.
At the same time we’re open for cooperation with new countries. We also hope to see resolutions of conflicts between our allies in different stacks and do what we can to help it. Another thing we pursue is safety and stability for our close neighbors and mutual understanding with them.
Defense tasks will be up to nzhdeh, eKolya and Kentavr and our whole well-organize MoD.
nimnul will head the MoFA effort, keeping in mind the ultraeffective work of our February’s minister chugaystyr and the whole team he’s leading.
Tmin10 the Congress Speaker will cover social issues with the help of simust2, Zheka and other team members.
Axithe the charismatic villain will lead the Oprichnina effort to purge the Great Divine Russia of everything unnecessary. Just kidding. Seriously.
molotov, our proud CP, will be Vice Tzar to ensure the throne is not empty in case I’m overthrown by some random Bolshevik.
Most importantly, I should mention that with the help of the great and admirable eCypriot community we’ve built a glorious alliance of GREAT DIVINE RUSSIA, which is based on bear-feeding and from-samovar-teadrinking principles. Unlike other alliances, its Charter is not based on bureaucratic lies and is 1917% true.
1. Russia is great and divine.
2. Tzar rules it.
3. No one disputes it.
4. All members drink tea from the samovar.
5. Feed your bear well.
There’ll be plenty things we’ll have to talk about in the nearest month, both in English and Russian. I’ll cover most topics in my articles, but they’ll likely be brief and up-to-the point. You’ll also always be able to find members of our Tzar’s court at #erep-rus, #rusarmy and #Rus-MoFa, as well as me specifically at #khotko on Rizon.
Love, Syrin
Presented by Syrin
Designed by Yakimotoz
Inspired by you
Comments
Reserved for caviar
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>>> keeping in mind the ultraeffective work of our February’s minister chugaystyr
Serbian MPP or no chugaystyr here!
Yay!
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Vote for Tzar
Mama Bear
You will be a great Tzar, Syrin!
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ПРЕКРАСНАЯ = ПРЕКРАСНА (Serbian) = Most beautiful (or just beautiful since English lacks the mostbeautiful as one word). I would never translate it as Divine.
Anyway, good luck with the new alliance. I hope possibilities will occur for cooperation between GDR and Asteria (or, at least, Russia and Serbia).
"Великая Прекрасная Россия" is a catchphrase and an element of a meme popularized by painter Vasya Lozhkin. Divine rather corresponds to Священная which is close to "holy" in Russian, which we try to avoid, or to "небесная", which doesn't sound.
Thank you for your kind wish 🙂
Ok, thanks for the clarification 🙂 Take care o7
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I like your pancakes.
o7
Long live Tzar Syrin !!!
Good luck my friend ; -)
All hail pancakes
All hail whiskas
Miau
(O) (o) (O) (O) (o) (O) (O) (o) (O)
Come all for pancakes big and small! xD
I need dealer with bears? I want some good one.
Long live Tzar Syrin !!!
Feed your bear well. 😉
if you have vodka I will come 😃
pancakes
pancakes
pancakes
pancakes
pancakes
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Long live tzar Syrin!
Long live tzar Syrin!
SAMOVAR RULEZZZZ !!!
Боооооже, Царя храни!
Сильный, державный!
Царствуй на славу,
На славу нам! \o/
Good Luck Russia! Hope to open new page in our relationships next month! o7
Syrin, Good Luck in elections!
With love from RoteBaron 🙂
Thanks for fun in the media last summer! 🙂
Good luck to you too and same hope!
Slovo i delo!
Sdelal delo - gulyay smelo!
This article is clearer than russian circus version.
Правительство - единственный евроазиат!
Tzarya na tron!
Gosudar of Russia lies. It's Great Lent time, GDR will hesitate to eat pancakes till Easter.
Gosudar cannot lie, just doesn't bother to detalize.
GDR has lifehacked the Great Lent.
Those pancakes are baked on Lenten vegetable oil, so no hesitation!
Also approved by Hermit Fathers of the Holy Desert.
(can be checked at the Holy Desert but it is a long way 😛)
We can eat pancakes over all night while Allah görür kadar
Mazel tov!
OMMMMMM
Mother Russia switched into Islam and uses Turkish words? 😃 how sweet 😃
merhaba bardak durak!
Живой Могаба! Го в летописцы.
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Crimea is Russian
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Glory to Tzar, glory to Great Divine Russia but until the Great Lent is over i'll resist the temptation of eating those pancakes 07
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