GREAT DIVINE RUSSIA CHARTER
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GREAT DIVINE RUSSIA CHARTER
Countries agree that:
1. Russia is great and divine.
2. Tzar rules it.
3. No one disputes it.
4. All members drink tea from the samovar.
5. Feed your bear well.
This text is written with caviar on holy pancakes which are proudly eaten by founding members eRussia and eCyprus to pledge their allegiance to glorious principles of Great Divine Russian Empire.
Alliance Secretary - Syrin
Signed by:
marcelbok - Cyprus CP
molo tov - Russia CP
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I am MoFA of eCyprus and I approve of this message.
Let the Vodka flow!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y
Samovar is an Azeri equipment*
What about your mum dildo? xdxd
ananı sikerim oç, reelde o dildoyu götüne bağlar, anana sakso çektiririm, götverenin evladı; Fuckoff Fingay
what a joke)
*stupid joke
All Hail mother Russia : D
o7
Fuck Your Mother oç o7
u mad kanki? xdxd
😘
i am legend aq i love russian girls o7
report that bug marcelbok ://
meowoted o7
MiauVotado x2
ah ben on va taper du meme coté Mavie : )
oui 😛
xD
Russia a beautiful country o/
anan is beautifull too
Proudly presenting these holy pancakes with the text of the Charter to Country Presidents of eCyprus and eRussia marcelbok and molo tov.
Please sign these below and consume that divine dish to memorize the creation of our mighty military alliance!
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/GREAT_DIVINE_RUSSIA
SECRET CLAUSE:
Europe and Asia divided between pampuan and reyis
Divide only Mongolia for this xdxd
Signed.
I am the MoFA of Russia and i approve:
MOAR caviar pancakes to this chat!
Me gusta :3
Я одобряю.
I hope google translate got that right so that my dear Russian friends don't start considering me a fool..
google is good in this case 😉
One of the few times it is, then.
Nevertheless, I should probably start studying Russian rather than using google translate. 🙂
What is google
It is a dirty spy tool that the American CIA and NSA use to control the rest of the world, keep away from it!
Why keep away from IT? I want a degree
Because the glory of the motherland does not need to be undermined by these new American spy machines.
Who-who my mother is?
Rurik the Varangian of course.
So my mother is a bearded man and this is why America sent a spy
Now you get it my friend!
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
For mother Russia!
ЗА МАЙКА РУСИЯ
Russia is great! We have vodka, balalaika, valenki, matreshka and bears!
and divine because have pony
btw stolen from eGermany? Or native?
Native: http://lib.ru/LITRA/ERSHOW/ershov5_2.jpg
KONEK GORBUNOK
ORIGINAL RUSSIAN PONY
RYS MATYWKA! VIPIEM VODKI ZA ETO!
Kirov reporting!
Great Russia ! Samovar!
rus kızları da gelecek mi ?
Good luck! o/
Everything for Mother Russia! o>
I concur. Do you concur?
That make you two concurrents, gentlemen, meaning you never cross