CCP - Start the Revolution

Day 2,218, 07:53 • Published in Canada Australia • by Send love to Plato


Today see's a new dawn in eCanada as the third largest party has taken a huge step towards being a party of the people. Today our glorious Party President Pat Harper has taken the bold step and created the Canadian Communist Party.. I am proud that Pat has chosen me as his, and your, Vice President and I relish the opportunity in helping build this party into one that can lead eCanada into a new and prosperous period.

The CCP is a fresh concept we are hoping will bring more fun into the game and eCanada in particular by taking a bold approach to the diplomacy that has been the order of the day for the last few months. Diplomacy is admirable and needed at times but at a time where the country and game itself is dying through utter boredom then you have to consider a different path. Because of this belief you now have another option...to join the CCP and mix up the established order.

A new and Bold approach Indeed. Though there is nothing to fear as we plan to bring fun and war...yes war, that thing eCanadians used to do so well...back to the people. This game has many flaws and let's be honest we all question why we play it every once in a while. Well fear not because we are here to liberate you from boredom...MORE WAR AND LESS BORE...because even when a country is in control of her full regions it doesn't mean she is as United or as fun as one that is wiped or fighting to avoid one. That does not mean we are pig headed and head strong and will take eCanada into a ridiculous situation like Airstriking Serbia but we will seek a different path to the 'steady and careful' one that seems to be the current order of the day.



We appreciate some from the more 'old school' lobby of the former 'Clan Wolf' will not be happy at the name change. We understand your concerns and we respect your democratic right to voice your opinion just as we are expressing our democratic right to voice ours, we welcome all into CCP and hope there will be no hostilities in the party's transition. You can all play a part in the revolution and of course if you are still unhappy then we wish you no hard feelings and remind you that you have a democratic right to also join other parties within eCanada.

Of course, as stated above, it is also your democratic right to leave the party if you are unmoved towards the Party's metamorphosis but please remember that a majority of the membership in CCP democratically voted for Pat as our President so let us at least allow him to follow through standing on the platform of trust we gave him via the ballot box.

Together we can transform the country back to her glory days where the eUK had to sleep with a cork in their anus for fear of waking up raped by the hoarding rabble from Maple Syrup land. We will bring this fear back and also help YOU get more True Patriot damage.



So if you are not a member then join the Canadian Communist Party. today and become one of the comrades who will bring glory and especially honour back to eCanada.

What have you got to lose? If you are leaving this God forsaken game then take a few days extra and try the CCP and see if we can perk your interest back into the game. Bored in your party where the newsfeed see's more action than a 11 year old Call of Duty player with a squeaky voice dreaming of those models in his mothers underwear catolgue? Then try CCP and the new revolution!

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On a personal note (and not a CCP one) on the 5th of January I shall be supporting Claire Louise in her campaign to be the next eCanadian Country President, whilst campaigning with a pro-war ticket. I invite other Party Presidents to nominate her as your chosen candidate and keep watching for her campaign articles. TO WAR!