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Wilfie
Bonjour je m’appelle Wilfie. J’aime jouer eRepublik mais je ne suis pas tellement doué, alors j’avais oublier mon passmot du forum et arrêter le jeu quelque fois dans deux mois.
Je veux jouer au Congress cet mois! Jouer au Congress est amusant et profitable, mais je suis pauvre parceque je donne tout mon argent a les gens qui j’aime. Peut-etre je vous aime aussi. Votez pour le Parti Francophone de Kanata. Votez pour le PFK!
English Platform Translation:
Before continuing, my Congress Report And Performance card from my last term is now online:
D+ for Damn Dat Dawg!
The public responded with surprising gusto to my final wil and proposal:
With that in mind, apparently I have resumed producing my own grain and bread for barehanded food fights, and am back serving half-baked articles and even foolishly running for Congress:
“To the simple dog, throwing up was like some magical power that she never knew she possessed - the ability to create infinite food.”
If somehow elected, I vow to improve my French and put out bilingual surveys to determine public opinion on several key issues, and then vote/act accordingly, as done in my first term.
The key issues that I have identified so far (with supporting images from Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts):
1) Forum-Congress procedure: Either supporting the new changes to forum procedure (No Fly Zones) or looking into Addy’s idea of opening up/removing Closed Door Congress.
Predicted results:
“This particular dog is not anywhere near the gifted spectrum when it comes to solving problems. In fact, she has only one discernible method of problem solving and it isn't even really a method.”
2) Foreign Relations: Assessing our agreements with eNetherlands, eSuisse, and eSpagne to gauge public opinion on our support of these treaties.
Anticipated outcome:
“I tried to communicate with the simple dog, but communicating with the simple dog usually goes like this.”
3) Incoming and Expendituring: Looking into current discussions about low taxes and how to balance MPP costs with recent rental agreements, with aims of investing the surplus into MU supply.
Likely en
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“There was a visible shift in her demeanor as she realized that she didn't understand math and it was everywhere and she should probably be scared of it. She started making the noise again.”
4. Open polling: Gathering input on any gaming topic to form a new set of questions to appear on the next Congress survey (as done per my first term).
Four gone conclusion:
“She pounced on the game with way more force than necessary, over and over and over. The logic behind her sudden change in outlook was unclear.”
Should I mistakenly be elected to Congress as a ‘bottom-lister,’ I will do my best to conduct my surveys, learn more French, and play better with others (might even include remembering a second passmot for this game). To conclude, here’s a little something in French for all you voters:
Merci et bonne chance!
Comments
arretez de niaiser les gars..vous commencez l'article en francais pis vous le finissez en anglais... c'est n'Importe quoi osti...
ok, melanger deux langages n'est pas acceptable
d'accord
Google Translate, c'est come tricher, eh? peut-être le prochain essai
jajajaj I do not use google translate ... I'm quebecois .. and I speak both languages of my country dude 😉
you are the one using google translator. if you really talk French, you would have understood everything I wrote and'd see that it is impossible to translate the Joual quebecoise in google. and second you would not have made an article 3/4 parts in English. and the fourth part in French you wrote with so many spelling errors ... voila pourquoi j'ai quitté e-Canada... que du niaisage câlis... 😛
My poor use of French has caused a miscommunication. What I meant to say is that it would have felt like cheating if I had used Google Translator to make my article. Write an English version, run it through Google, and put it out as a French article...seems to lack authenticity.
That's why I did my best to write something in French at the start, as poor as it is, but decided not to Google Translate the rest. I can appreciate that the spelling errors are annoying. I feel the same way about people who try to use English but do so poorly, even though they were raised as anglophones.
Sorry to hear you left eCanada. We need more hard-ass grammarians to offset the nauseating levity of poorly spoken trolls. Feel free to point out my exact French errors because I'm actually in the process of re-learning Grade 2 French with my kids. Damn headache....should have stuck with the regular English programme.
JE NE COMPREND PÉRE
translation: Rabbababababraaa
jajjajajajjajaj Canadian humor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that's why I left E-canada 😛
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lol, great quote! - the dog came back! - not quite the next day, I guess it takes longer for dogs
I've been giving out random "Wilfie" awards in COI, so I'm not sure I how much of your stuff I have left, but I think I could come up with a decent campaign contribution if needed.
Bonne chance!
Oh yeah, French translation: Bon-gerr Wilfie, Comment allez-vous. Je m'appelle Johhny. Je pense que l'argent est fini.
Glad to hear it went to good use. I will have 5-10 Gold to share again very soon, depending on the results of the elections.
Not sure I am really back, but eRep is a great place to do some quick procrastinating as I put off doing other work.
Bonne Chance....oh wait 🙁
PFK = AFK
Balls!