Another Story of TWO Brotherhood
Derphoof
>Hungry sits back, chillin, watching over his empire
>”Shit, brah. I gots land from da Balkanz to Amerifat and Tacoland
>3powerful5u, CoTfags”
>Refreshes the page and sees a bunch of NE’s and a French airstrike
>Aw hell nah.
>Runs over to Servia
>”Shit brah, theyre gunna gangbang me”
>Servia’s like
>Bro ur overextended I ain’t helpin
>Hungry be like, “Nigga dat aint fair, I help you all the time”
>Servia’s all like “Well, does teh attack threaten mah resources?”
>Hungry’s like “nope.jpg”
>Servia laughs
>”Go away, fgt”
>Hungry is back in her East Yuro prison
>Servia’s like “Shit now theyre attackin me”
>Runs over to Hungry
>Brah muh resources r being taken
>Hungry iz liek
>”B***h plz, u no help when I need yuo”
>Servia’s like “plz bbz, I’ll suk ur deek”
>nope.jpg
>I’mma go abuse Ukraine instead
>pimpslap.gif
>Servia runs over to Loland
>”Brah look at muh resources”
>Poland’s like Dayum boi you bee losin
>Servia cries, Halp make dem stahp
>”kk, I’ll focus my efforts on Amerifat”
>88-0, another flawless victory
>I do gud, papa?
>Servia’s like, b***h dey ain’t even fightin u
>help me in yurop
>Poland is like “Lolno, I wanna attack Amerifat.”
>But Poland, u mai waifu. I luv ur damage u.
>Poland was like
>nothanks
>meanwhile in Spain
>chillin
>10/10
>livin the good life
>I ain’t helpin nobody
Comments
I expect a Pulitzer Prize for this work
A literary masterpiece it is
this is great.
v.
You're inspired today
"I really like how Derphoof captivates you at the same time as he provides solid facts. He really makes history fun to read. 10/10 would read again." - Seppo from New York Times
Needs Country balls.
In agreement! Derphoof. Kitty needs balls!
😃
inb4articletakendown
tru storiz
Masterpiece!!!
Chill Spain 🙂
Meow! ♥
Grorious
Oh, this is a new one!!
I thought you were shouting the same as yesterday.
So they did erase it???
Still liking it a lot.
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Yup! They took it down!
You can find a cached version here: tinyurl.com/DerpyCache
I copied it. And also this one. 😮P
But thanks.
hahahahaha!!
Read this in Dave Chappelle's voice and it's perfect.
http://media.tumblr.com/26b9a99e979bcf81f8d319e86b86941d/tumblr_inline_mg0ywiM7ZA1rd7x24.gif
I still getting horny with your articles.
I'm your fan.
Pure brilliance.
Lovely
I will take this one:
>meanwhile in Spain
>chillin
>10/10
>livin the good life
>I ain’t helpin nobody
:3
We have to destroy Galicia.
Awww so lovely ❥ ❥
Jail two ?
Pretty much
lol at the genital sucking. Was kind of hoping the link would lead to a Dave Chappelle skit but voted!
>meanwhile in Spain
>chillin
>10/10
>livin the good life
>I ain’t helpin nobody
LOL!!!!
v
Sounds right, like how spain is just chillin.
When you spread yourself too thin -- like Serbia and Hungary have -- you are no longer a threat. When you don't support the other member countries of your alliance, you've forgotten why the alliance exists in the first place.
Muricah lost a genius president when they didn't vote for this guy. Shucks!
voted for Amerifat
redonkulous!
Nice series, can't wait another episode.
This is eRep's answer to Dante's Inferno.
Votado.
LOLz dat funny!
funny
I only logged on this week for derp articles.
LOL this is amazing xD
This one is better.
I loved this article.
Looool, voted!
lol... voted and already subscribed
it's true, Spain sucks.
They were like and Servia was like and hungary was like and they were like and we were like....
Why... Must... The word... Like... Be... Used... So... Much...
most ghetto funny AF article on erep lmao
vote and sub ma nigga