A Treatise on Treaties: The End of the War of Nave’s Toe.
Adam Sutler
My fellow Canadians,
This may very well be the most controversial article to come out of the Voice of London since it’s saturation bombing of the American Media some weeks ago. I arrived home from work yesterday to discover that the War of Nave’s Toe had finally come to an end, as well as the public outcry over the treaty. A keen reader of the Voice of London may think that with public opinion set sternly against the treaty, I would be one of the first to tear it down. I will admit that generally, I’ve had my head shoved so far up the ass of Public Opinion that I see the world as one giant sphincter; but to utterly denounce the treaty which has ended this conflict would be to betray everything I believe and everything I have fought and prayed for.
While some of you may not like the direction in which this article is moving, let me assure you that I am not very favorable towards the actual terms of this treaty. Like most of you I called for gold reparations, the annexation of Alaska, and even the capture of several New England states in order to secure a lasting peace, in addition to a formal apology from Nave and advisors. The fact that this treaty delivers nothing but a scant 100 Gold, which cannot be called “Reparations” even is reprehensible. From the outset of the war Canada has demanded Alaska in order to secure its northern border, gain prestige upon the international stage, and generally to look really cool. The inability of the Administration to allow us to strike at said Northern-most State is an indication of bias if ever I saw one. The concession of this territory to Canada was nowhere in the treaty, and for that I was disappointed.
But again I must stay true to my feelings; for when I first read those beautiful words upon the main screen, “Canada and U.S. have signed peace treaty,” my heart leaped, and I felt as if a great weight was lifted from my shoulders. That weight, ladies and gentlemen, was the weight of doubt: fear of the loss of my homeland, fear of devastation for our economy, and the fear of being trapped within the Ulcid Sphincter of Ass-erica once more. This fear held in check so steadily by faith finally dissipated, for I knew and know that Canada’s future on the world stage had been secured.
Now at the time of the treaty, Canada had finally reached the point where we could move on the offensive. We were not defending our homeland. We were not retaking territory lost to us because of the cowardly and illegal schemes of the American Immortals. The Canadians were about to strike Back! We had recaptured all that we had lost (apart from our gold, of course) and we were set to kick the sleeping giant in the pants… and then the war ended. Admittedly Canada and her allies found themselves in an undeniably superior position for the second time in this war, having recaptured Manitoba with overwhelming force while the American public stayed home and ate chips, and the American administration licked their wounds.
But while there can be no doubt that Canada could have secured at least one of the two American States which had become a battleground; or possibly more; doubt as to final victory remained. After suffering a debilitating recession and famine, the United States economy was finally recovering with the inclusion of over 290 cheap food products by a U.S. Food reserve company. The lowering of imports resulted in a flood of foreign arms into the United States. Quality 4 and Quality 3 weapons from Sweden, Norway and Italy. Only the American Gift Market remained in dire straits. Canadians on the other hand could use the Q3 weapon imports from Spain, and the Q3 weapons of that noble Captain of Industry, Mortimer Jenkins. But beside these two sources Canadians could purchase only Q1 weaponry from domestic and foreign markets. Several cunning warriors took advantage of our low prices on Moving Tickets to capture Q4 and Q3 weapons from our enemy, or purchase them from foreign territories, but with the wellness decrease that implies such a tactic could prove to be costly in the long run.
The National Healthcare System had previously been concerned with the lack of funds going into our hospital system, and the cost of providing free gifts for everyone who needed them. Add to this the suspicious glitches occurring within our largest supplier Goregifts (industrial sabotage mayhaps?) and one would see that if these problems persisted, they could severely hamper our drive into American territory. In regards to food production, despite the calls of our government and food suppliers to ration the food currently on our shelves, within the span of 5 minutes over 60 food products on the Canadian market disappeared. With citizens and allies alike voicing their concern over the lack of food and weapons in our market, is it any wonder Faltnor decided that it would be best to end the war quickly? Granted it is a wonder that Faltnor was even online, but that’s a rant for another day.
We must also consider the political and psychological implications of success in an invasion of America. The States were, and still are a sleeping giant. The vast majority of Americans did not move against us because they really had no reason. This was an unjust war started by a corrupt bureaucrat and his staff against a neutral country. No amount of patriotic propaganda from the Nave Administration would move the public to support this war, particularly after certain dirty deeds were exposed; such as the illegal formation of US Embassies and Recruitment Centers (which I am proud to say I played a part in ridding the world of), and of course the infamous Hospital Scandal. But if Canada were to conquer American territory, we indeed ran the risk of getting the American People off their asses and into the battlefield. Tell me, how many of you would run to the ramparts were Faltnor to declare war on Russia tomorrow? There would of course be a few hawks and mercenaries that would leap at the opportunity, but again, how many of you would take up our fortifications if Russia invaded Canada? I would wager a guess that like in the War of Nave’s Toe, Canada would be unanimous in its call to arms once again! Can we not expect as much from any other nation?
Furthermore, we would risk the onset of Weimar Syndrome, named for the Weimar Republic which existed in the 1920s. Imagine if you will the possibility of gaining the Treaty of our Dreams! American Border States annexed into Canada, a lasting NAP with the PAA, Hundreds of gold in reparations from both the American budget and Nave’s own pockets, and the forced removal of Nave and his cabinet from office in return for a pro-Canada figurehead! Ah, it would be glorious! But what of the standard American? What of the objectors to this war and our supporters within the states? This would be a punishment against the innocent, one which could actually force the American Public into action. I am talking of course of the war guilt issue. The Treaty of Versailles shattered the German economy and reduced them to such a state that they would do anything to regain their prosperity; including the election of a corrupt dictator for whom the ends always justify the means, and is powered by the strength of patriotic rhetoric. Sound familiar? At best in this treaty, we would find ourselves locked once more into a long war of attrition, at risk of having global opinion set against us, and forced to do battle with an enemy which actually cares about the outcome of the war.
We must remember who the real enemy in the War of Nave’s toe was. It was not the American worker. It was not the American soldier who stayed home. It was not even the Pakistani’s who were sent over by their lord Dio to build up their war experience. The enemy in this war was a select few individuals who had managed to take control of the United States Government. The enemies in this war were Nave, and his Secretary of Defence, Dishmcds. Even here, Dishmcds established that he was merely following the orders of U.S. President Saikiliah and resigned over the way the war was handled. While there were other prominent Americans involved within the war, most of them were affected in the same way that I was. We were respected, intelligent users, but when war came, it turned us into monsters. We did and said vile, disgusting and hateful things, but we did it in the name of our respective countries.
But if any war guilt must be placed within a Treaty, it must be directed towards those who are truly guilty. The only one who truly deserved to be punished was Nave himself; not the people he appointed, not the soldiers who followed their orders, and not American Public, who in their indifference or indignation, chose not to engage in this unjust war. In this sense, the current treaty may fall short, but at least comes close to this goal.
As it stands, the treaty itself is not all bad. We eliminated the American clause stating that Manitoba could be PURCHASED of all things, for the sum of 50 Gold, when we recaptured the territory through our own blood sweat and tears! The treaty effectively ends the war, allowing both nations to spend 3 months repairing our battered economies. Politically, it allows Canada to forge the network of formal alliances needed to deter any future American advances into our territory. Furthermore, the lack of war guilt placed upon the Americans provides an equal footing for two new administrations to negotiate. The Presidential Ignoramus Faltnor will no longer be President come May 1st, and judging by the backlash against the war in America; it seems that Nave’s position is now tenuous as well. Should a new administration come to power in the United States, we may be able to put this war behind us and secure the borders of North America against foreign invasion. The war guilt that is implied within the treaty falls on Nave himself, as it should. The allocation of 100 Gold to Canada is a pittance when compared to what the Canadian Government and her citizenry have spent on this war; but it establishes that Nave was in fact the belligerent in this war, and the one who bears the most guilt for the wars outcome.
We must then acknowledge that the outcry against this treaty has occurred not mainly due to its provisions, but due to the way in which it was formed. Legally, the President of any country has the power to sign any peace treaty he wishes, unless a constitution establishes a form by which it must be approved. Faltnor did nothing illegal when he signed this treaty, but his actions were indeed criminal.
Canadians will ultimately have to hold their noses when they accept this treaty, because quite frankly it stinks of corruption. The 100 Gold payment could be interpreted as a bribe just as easily as it could be interpreted as reparations. The fact that this payment was supposed to remain secret only cements this interpretation. Furthermore, the treaty was signed without any consultation with Canadians, or even the Congress, Mayors or Cabinet! Like it or not, Faltnor, we’ve established a precedent when it comes to the signing of treaties. The terms of any prospective treaties, be they entry into MPPs, peace treaties, or even the decision of whether or not to allow a Mexican taco bell to sell burritos North of the Border; have always been debated within the Forums first. Granted there is nothing legally binding you to do so, but for heaven sake, this is the future of our country we are talking about? Don’t you think that the ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OF THE PEOPLE or at least your own CABINET should be allowed to voice their opinions first?
If this treaty has taught us anything, it is that Canada needs a constitution, as my compatriot Mr. Braham has said. We need to establish the powers of the President in a formal contract, so that this will never happen again.
If this war has taught is anything, it is that one should never underestimate the ability of Canadians to organize themselves at the last minute. We learned never to trust a foreign leader until we received a contract with them, so we can keep the bastards honest. We learned never to be complacent with our foreign relations: that we must actively seek allies, and not a policy of isolationism. Finally, we learned that the nice guy does not always finish last, for he sometimes gets the tie! To all Canadians who fought in this war, I say you are the greatest generation, for you’ve fought for what you believe in, and you turned back the most powerful belligerent war machine this eWorld has ever seen! To the Ravens, Mountain Eagles, Mercenaries, American, Swedish, Irish, British and all other Foreign Volunteers, I give you my deepest and most solemn thanks. It was by your charity, skill and determination that we secured our borders and survived this awful war. As Mayor of Charlottetown, I declare all of you to be honorary citizens of this fair city, and I call upon the Canadian Government to officially bestow upon you honorary citizenship within our fair country for so long as you all shall live! Your efforts shall never be forgotten so long as I have a voice to speak, an arm to fight with, and two legs to stand on.
By our efforts and theirs, God has kept our land Glorious and Free, and until next time:
England Prevails!
Comments
by god thats a long article and once which I hope to read in the coming months and years
That was very long and very good -- despite the anti-me. I apologize here, by the way:
http://www.erepublik.com/article-229031.html
there are some good points in this article, but those who executed the deal need to be held responsible. Faltnor is retiring soon so forget, its funny one bad move will now ruin what was a decent presidency.
On the other hand Wilkmont is running for president. He must never be elected. This situation clearly shows what kind of President he would be
I think you just won first prize in Banach\'s contest.. 😛
Did something else happen with Wilkmot? What\'s the real reason you\'re pissed off at him?
Something to do with him coming up with the contract, all the while ignoring what\'s been put to the table by Albert.
Anyways, once both you and Faltnor are off the stage come the upcoming elections, relations between the countries should improve considerably.
@Kerozine: Wilkmot just wrote in contract what Faltnor and I agreed upon. If he hadn\'t been the mediator, some American would have done it.
Ya really... why are you guys killing the mediator...? If i hadn\'t wrote it up then platonic or whatever would of...
Wilkmot is Bank Minister. Albert is Foreign Affairs. What does the Bank Minister have anything to do with the negotiations? Why didn\'t an American do it?
Listen -- I talked to fonti, albert ainstain, dascoo, and wilkmot online. Wilkmot just happened to be online at the same time that Faltnor was online. So he invited us to the same conversation.
@kerozine Becuase albert was \"too busy\" and didn\'t get out of his bed.
Also guys... i informed Derick, Albert and Fonti about this before i did it so could you stop acting so suprised
Look at these two posting one after another, YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED AS MUTLI ACCOUNTS
Why didn\'t you wait, then? What\'s the urgency?
lulz garp...
Because if we hadn\'t of got it done that day them then the war would of continued, could of started going into canadian provinces
Because if we hadn\'t of got it done that day them then the war would of continued, could of started going into canadian provinces
There were two times in the entire war that Faltnor was online at the same time as I was. Wilkmot saw that we were both online and helped us reach peace. You should be thankful for him that the war is over and pissed off at me that you didn\'t get your terms.
garp... you seem a lot like the kkk. a political asset to have opposed to you.
wow garp... real mature
by the way, during the peace discussions the day before, albert demanded gold, wilkmot demanded canada, and fonti just wanted the end of the war. so it wasn\'t like wilkmot seemed like he was for the proposal anyway.
Canada\'s Prodigal Son returns...
Whether or not we would have lost or won the war is debatable. There was none. How can you be so convinced that this was the case? Both you and Faltnor were MIA during most, if not all, discussions relating to the war effort.
Fact of the matter is, you came to a close with a peace treaty that was unheard of by the overwhelming majority of the Canadian PUBLIC, CONGRESS and even government OFFICIALS.
We the Canadian people DEMAND the truth and nothing but the truth regarding your dealings with Notorious Nave. The issue at hand is not regarding the terms of the treaty, but relevant to HOW it came to, considering the fact that it was rushed and immediately signed.
@Kerozine, im pretty sure people are mad at the terms of the treaty too but it wasn\'t that rushed... Fonti, Albert, Derick, and me all knew about the terms i was going to ask for...
I was the only one that was willing to that day garp... Derick was too busy studying for his exams, Albert didn\'t get out of bed until late and still said\"Alright john ill let you handle this\"
ya and Derick and Albert would never agreed to those terms Wilkmont. You still don\'t seem to understand the situation. The deal did not need to be signed that night. Canada was on the offensive not the defensive, we could have waited at least another night. Further, you did not consult with any one, you keep saying Albert was to busy and Derick was to busy. So? I was online, Rommel and Kerozine were online. You did not say a word to us. And i guess you could say we have no authority in those matters, but thats pretty ironic considering you are the bank minster, why were u negotiating again?
Now honestly its not the peace treaty i am concerned about, thats done. But you WIlkmont want to run for president. Your performance during the course of the war was terrible. A strong case can be built against you that you would make a awful leader. Thats why all the rage is directed against., to ensure you are never president.
Sigh, now that the American Canadian conflict is over, it seems a new war has begun, the war between the American and Canadian hardliners, and the American Canadian \"softliners\" (anyone got a better term for that?). Newspapers across both countries cringe in fear.
Don\'t bring me into this, i wasn\'t there for the final negotiations. I don\'t even have an say in this 😃
those are good terms for it marquis. I agree with you marquis, this is the situation i was hoping on avoiding. I
I will repeat again i don not care about the peace treaty Regrettably, the rebuilding process will be long and hard. We need strong competent leadership to get through this difficult time. Wilkmont has shown he is not qualified to lead.
If I was there it wouldn\'t have been done.
The fact of the matter is: Most canadians would have not agreed with your clever peace treay Nave. Either you are very clever and convincing or our \'attendants\' were ignorant and stupid.
before I let it rest, let me say this:
the majority knew we were on the offensive and that victory was on our side. Signing this treay just shows that Faltnor and Wilkmot have no clue on how war is fought and the specifics at the time. as I said. This treay would be plausible if we had lost Manitoba and had 100 less active soldiers. The way things were here this treay is unnaceptable.
Anyways, congrats to Sutler, he wins the prize. here you go, 30 CAD.
I think we have a winner here.
Great article
You honestly think we could of tooken over america? did you see how many canadians and foreign volunteers were knocked out in the manitoba battle? This war would of been a stalemate for a long time and you know it.
Gens du pays, c\'est votre tour
De vous laisser parler d\'amour
Gens du pays, c\'est votre tour
De vous laisser parler d\'amour
urg thats still not the point John. There was no plan to take over America. The point is we had the upper hand and all you could produce is simple peace.
Ugh, willl everyone just shut up about this? What\'s done is done, There\'s no point complaining and flaming this much. It probably wasn\'t a great decision, but it was made. It\'s not like he gave the country away or anything. The war is over, we have time to repair our economy, and then we can go along like this never happened.
John, given a day or two we could\'ve taken a few more states from America. We may have been weakened, but at least we had more active soldiers. We had the Q3 hospitals, in case you forgot. It may have ended as a stalemate, or it could\'ve ended with us gaining a few terriotries. Now we\'ll never know.
i will let it go Shugo when Wilkmont drops out of the race for president
I agree the past is the past. Although I will say I would never have allowed this to happen under my leadership.
In any case, if elected, as long as there is a change in leadership in America I will begin the slow process of improving relations over time. If this change does not occur, no diplomatic efforts will be made whatsoever towards the US.
Nave has shown more then anything he is not an individual to be trusted. Every other foreign dignitary I have dealt with during this war has been friendly and more importantly trustful. These are the types of leaders and government officials I plan to deal with, for the interests of Canada.
@Derick: How have I not been trustworthy? I think I\'ve been honest throughout, even if I wasn\'t willing to talk to you... I mean, you ARE a douche.
\"I mean you are a Douche\".
Shinning example of why there can be no relations between America and Canada if Nave gets re-elected.
I am a douche?
I consistently backed my arguments, remained civil and never fell to your level of personal attacks.
Sure I was vocal and fully supported the Canadian cause, but thats what I had to do. Unlike your side Nave, we faced a threat of losing our sovereignty, that called for desperate measures at times (which you know of having done the same in the latter stages of this war) including propagating this war for the benefit of Canadians. It helped boost morale and it hurt morale on your side. It is was strategy in the game.
While I\'m sure you are a fine person in real life, in game I think most will agree with me that in relative terms, you are the douche.
Just like Bush, Nave, you don\'t know when your term should be over. Thank God in real life there is a limit of 2.
Derick, you\'re still a douche. And Banach is a bitch. Garp is a retard. Gumby is a combination of all three.
Everyone else in Canada is awesome though. Seriously.
(I mean that)
Nave Saikiliah | Apr 27, 2008 13:00
@Derick: How have I not been trustworthy? I think I\'ve been honest throughout, even if I wasn\'t willing to talk to you... I mean, you ARE a douche.
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not a good way to fix relations with our most likely new president.
Nave is below me
Nave fears Braham indeed
Okay, I\'ll respond the way I am supposed to...
\"Unlike your side Nave, we faced a threat of losing our sovereignty,\"
Actually, at the end, everyone in Canada was trying to take over American states.
You never showed me how I am not \"trustful\" (you mean trustworthy). What I don\'t like about you (hence, the douche), is that you maintain an official tone but your arguments are ignorant and primitive. You proclaimed in a fairly well-written article that America was going through stagflation. No, it was going through a market shortage, something much simpler. Canada is going through the same thing -- is this stagflation too?
Anyway, I was responding to this:
\"In any case, if elected, as long as there is a change in leadership in America I will begin the slow process of improving relations over time. If this change does not occur, no diplomatic efforts will be made whatsoever towards the US.\"
That\'s a very mature way of handling it, I agree. You should ignore the person who declared war on you. If you don\'t talk to him, then maybe he\'ll forget you even exist.
Nave, Canada in the latter part of this war (after I wrote my article) was suffering from the same problem of stagflation but to a lesser extent because our rate of unanticipated inflation was low as opposed to moderate to high. It is funny you still discount this argument when the whole eworld is suffering from increasing inflation and our two countries suffered recessionary gaps, these two factors combined define stagflation. Mass military mobilization is also a major cause of this in the real world and played its role in game as well.
Kaleb even showed that America was suffering from 70% inflation over the course of the last month, 50% higher then the any other country. To discount this as simple market shortage is an inadequate assessment.
Increasing prices, decreasing real wages and your depreciating currency are all byproducts of the combination of a recessionary gap and inflation. I\'ve said it before, you have a moderate grasp of microeconomics Nave, but you\'re ignoring the large picture of macroeconomics, the aspects of economics most important to a leader of a country.
I did overstate the potential damage of this in some of my comments over the course of the war. I did so because I recognized the benefit of doing so. I also recognized, once Canadian production dropped we would suffer from the same problems. I did take measures earlier on to avoid such problems and in so doing they were less apparent in our economy.
Fantastic article. Voted & subscribed 🙂
As for not wanting to deal with you. I feel you are a war criminal and you took advantage of both Americans and Canadians in this war. While in certain circumstances it could be in our interests for our countries to work together, these wounds will take time to heal and you are not the person to help tend to them.
We have spoken with many foreign leaders and government representatives and if we needed help, be it militarily or economically, it makes sense to work with them. Geographic setting is not at all related to economic or defensive advantage in this game. It does not cost less to trade to the US as it does Romania under equal tax rates. So my point is, we don\'t need you and if I have to deal with someone I can\'t trust and who constantly speaks down to me as oppose to debate with me, I will certainly look elsewhere for allies and aid.