Psycho Analysis - 2 NueveOcho
Nyx Lynx
Today into my office walk in a few cops escorting cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc in a straitjacket, mouthpiece and other kinds of restraints. Let us begin the assessment:
1.State your name, age, gender, RL nationality and eNationality
NueveOcho, 19, Machoteh, Spanish, Citizen of TWO
2. What is the idea behind your name?
When I started playing eR my (american) football jersey was 98, and as an imitation of Chad Ochocinco I picked that name.
3. Describe yourself in a line
Proud and H0rny.
4. Your worst fear?
Heights and TVT spam
http://www.erepublik.com/en?viewPost=10770864
5. Three favorite people on erep
Picking 3 is really hard :/
but if I have to pick 3 I'll pick EI Matador, Miigueez and Soloks.
6. Three people you hate on erep
Anyone in Spectra (Spanish fail MU) and the 'murican butthurt kids like DMV3 or Israel Stevens And lolper too. That DMV3 brings too much RL hate.
7. What do you look like?
Tall, blonde and blue eyes
😃
jk, 1'73 brown eyes and dark hair
8. Sunsign – Aquarius
9. What do you think about Spain wrt TWO
I think eSpain is a burden in TWO, they should be kicked (And a MEKday in Guayana
😃)
MEK is a Portuguese MU, 3 months ago they RWed Guayana to cut Spain bonus and after a big tanking they won it and ranked TOP1 world MU that day
Anyways,salutes to MEK o7
10. Why should they be kicked out?
Well, they are helping the enemies of TWO, also vetoing many countries that ALL other TWO countries want into TWO. Plus Siddy in TWO can't be good
11. If you were CP of Spain, what would you do?
The only reason I would go back to eSpain is because I was high when I requested the CS
😃
So what I would do is quit doing drugs
And MPP Turkey, 4tehlulz xdxd
12. If TWO breaks up, what new alliances would that result into?
THREE and CTRL 2.0
😛
Anyways, I hope THREE learns from the past and tells eSpain to fuc1😃
13. What is CoT upto these days?
Fail
😛
Trying to see if they can win a war
14. Your articles are pretty famous, what’s your secret?
Countryballs, small texts and boobs :3 And trolling
15. Describe the following people in one line:
1. Siddy Tramero --- A$$hole who only fights for his own interest
2. Mininuns --- Cool guy, an important TWO member, also, if Siddy and Spectra hate him he must be great
3. Romper --- has many €, but has a tank he sucks, he wins like 1 out of 50 battles
4. Rejep Tayyip Erdogan - He should run for Turkey CP, it can be very funny
5. Stoich --- Worst CoT SG ever
😃
We can agree that he is the guy that started the WW VI
😛
6. TheJakal –-- Great guy, great Politician and great tank, an A+ player
7. Chuchi --- retard and failer, like any other Spectra member
😃
8. Hanibal LA –-- Awesome guy, 'murica #1 enemy XD
9. RGR –-- Sucks at madden 12
😛
No, really, a great guy, he should become PotUS, he can't do it any worse than unity
15. Describe the countries in one line:
1. Serbia --- I love those guys, best eR country
😃
2. Poland --- Great country too, I just can't understand why don't they tell eSpain to fuc1xdxd
3. Pakistan –-- eHoly land
4. Belarus --- Great eCountry full of great guys
5. USA --- As a eCountry is a fail XD, It is full of 13 year old kids full of hate
6. FyROM --- Thessaloniki, Macedonia, Greece and butthurts xdx
7. Argentina --- Argentina has really surpised me in the last months, they started helping the "enemy" alliance asking nothing in return, too bad Spain vetoed them
8. UK --- They are a small community, but with a big heart and willing to help their friends
9. Greece --- Bad asses, they are a powerful country
10. Cyprus --- Reign of lulz, funiest eCountry ever
16. Your ideal woman - 90-60-90 with blonde hair and green eyes
17. Your ideal man – Me :3
18. Your erep crushes – lolper. No one xdxd
19. Best thing in your erep life - Trolling and watching people crying for my actions xdxd
20. Worst thing in your erep life - Plato
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Therapist’s Verdict: INCURABLE
-Nyx Lynx
(authentic psychiatrist)
DISCLAIMER : The views expressed above are solely of the patient and does not reflect the views of the therapist.
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Comments
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will remember this for the rest of my life. thank you thank you :')
Romper kornfleks much NueveOcho, huh? xD
He's interesting like a fat girl's a** on Springbreak!
voted!
"7. What do you look like?
Tall, blonde and blue eyes
jk, 1'73 brown eyes and dark hair"
Why are you trying to be like me? :0
1'90, blue eyes and blonde hair 😛
he has man crush on u
We have bromance!
Oh jew 😛
Nice one 😃
voted
🙂
Voted \o/
big vote!
o/
Voted!
Vote
Boted.
Fank you 😛
Cool.
cCc Cyprus über alles cCc
voted 😛
Boated xdxd
narcissist 😃
v
Why no mentioning of Wildrunner. I believe there's something going on between you that we all call love ❤
PS: Next interview with me... or else!
Oh, I forgot this - > (threatening fist like Homer J Simson with a little bit of grrr next to "or else")
haha NueveOcho please tell us about your love affair with Wildrunner...
He tried to rape me 🙁
It isn't rape if you wanted it
lolpers
voted. 😉 bust guy in this game... that's why he is like my brother. 😁
\o/
o7
Nice comments about UK \o/
v+s
Hail NueveoOcho \o/
how he met with inci?
Thanks to people like Fingay, Rauf or Depici xdxd
Nueveocho! \o/
1'73 HAHAHAHAHAHAH you little bitch xdxd
V ha
hail @nueveocho
dude don't you mean 60-90-60 ?
http://prntscr.com/1f6hvi
Votado OME!!!
hahahaha wanna be troller with complex called romper : D
Such a fake. He's even imitating dSoKre, trying to get numerous CS.
What a dork!
Nyx, you betrayed me. :/
lol u didnt pay me 80 cc yet
Yo, Nyx Lynx, you now interviewing irrelevant hobos in eRep?
I think that 98 is his IQ multiplied by his experience level.
Oh please, tell me how relevant you are
Time will tell.
At least I'm not faking other ppls avatars and imitating them!
Well, time has spoken for me :cafe:
You english very much hue hue hue
NUEVEOCHO is in love with me!