Minister Panda Strikes Back
The Monarchy Of The Fat Panda
This announcement was created by minister's office and not by his majesty.
Hello my beloved e-Cypriots,
your livelong minister of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda is back from his trip to North Korea which was only for political reasons.
Minister Panda is currently catching up on the latest news about our Island and he can see that the opportunists are winning the battle against the hardcore citizens who are passionate supporters of our politics.
The majesty himself is openly declaring war against the reformists,opportunists,capitalists,goldendawnistis,emetists and heterosexuals.
I can see that the greatest party in this holy nation has turned into an abomination, CPoC will rise under my comands.
I will declare Pipo_lolo who openly supported the Greek imperialists as a nark.
I will declare GSmyrlof as a nark because he is a supporter of the greek hypothetical left party "USF".
Everything will be done by the books (Marx's books ofcourse)
I am so bored to type any mor
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Profetarol I couldn't agree more!
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I know darlin' you are a goddess.
Well this is a nice unified cabinet, isn't it?
How was the weather in eSK? Did you bring us back any presents?
*expectation-face*
I brought you some oranges
Oranges? Hmm. Have we an outbreak of scurvy? I was hoping for silks, or exotic herbs, or a miniature dinosaur or something like that....
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It's not Republik of Cyprus
It's PEOPLE'S REPUBLIK OF CYPRUS
You are the worst populist I've ever met
miaow
leresssss...!
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