Irishman Versus Englishman
Arjay Phoenician III
The Brits have started the process for a resistance war here in Northern Ireland. I’m not sure how long ago they started, but as of this writing, they have all of zero supporters for it. I’m sure, in a couple of days, the fireworks will start. I’m as ready as I can be, I have my weapons and provisions stockpiled, and I’m wearing my Badass Irishman t-shirt.
I’m on the bandwagon. I’m of the growingly-popular opinion that the British can’t hang with the Irish. Oh sure, we can look at population and battle damage, but in terms of sheer ability to fight, man for man, the British can’t beat us. They know this, which is why they are relying on Poland to retake their own island and may call on them in time to try to take Scotland and Northern Ireland from us.
Scotland is one thing, but Northern Ireland is sacred. It’s a stance that begins at the time, with President MUFC992 and permeating all the way down. One island, one Ireland. We are ready to live and die by this. It’s our defining feature.
My belief is, when this string of resistance wars end, they will call on the Poles to invade us, and then they’ll take the regions. It’s a pansy-ass way to do it, but apparently, from the way the Brits are currently talking trash, they take a degree of pride in it. Shadowfang recently wrote about this in his newspaper, Samhlaiocht,
eBritain wants N.I and Scotland back. My challenge is to take it. Take it from us alone. Instead of resorting to the tactic of RWing Polish victories, which seems to be the norm, let us one on one here.
The honorable thing to do is to try to take these regions, head to head, without relying on others to do the fighting for you. If they defeat us, two adversaries giving their best shots, we can live with it and move on to fight another day. Losing to the British in this way would hurt, but it’s a hurt we can deal with.
The question is not if Ireland is up for the challenge, because I believe we are, if for no other reason, because we have the mentality for it, we want our island, complete, and we’re willing to rise and fall based on this seething desire.
The question is, is Britain able to rise to this challenge, to give their best shot and take our best shot, and let the chips fall where they may?
I’ve said it before, and a growing number of Irishmen are saying it out loud. Man for man, the British cannot beat the Irish.
That’s not just a prideful slogan. It’s provable through mathematics. I’m sure I’m not the only one to think of this, I’m sure our government and others use this when they consider their battle strategies, it’s just that I’ve never seen it around here.
In raw numbers, British citizens outnumber their Irish counterparts, 2,569 to 611 (as of 23:00 eRepublik time on Day 1,977). For ever Irishman, there’s four Brits. Further, they outgain us on citizenship damage, approximately 5.3 billion to 1.8 billion. These are things you can look up for yourself. On a man-to-man basis, however, the Irishman wins this battle, rather handily at that. How?
Citizenship Damage / Citizens = Damage per Citizen
Thus,
Average Irishman: 2,882,291
Average Englishman: 2,060,299
This is why we don’t fear the UK. For every two damage a Brit does, an Irishman does nearly three. If we are organized, if we all come together, we can compete.
The powers that be in the UK know this to be true. On some level they’re not going to admit, they know they can’t just come in and wipe us out. They know no battle with us will be a cakewalk. Even if they win, it will be hard-fought, perhaps harder than they thought, perhaps harder than they can stomach.
That’s why they throw their alliance with Poland in our faces.
At the end of the day, an Irishman is more potent than an Englishman, and despite their smacktalk and chest-thumping, in their hearts, they know they’re going to go through hell to take our land.
It’s something to take pride and comfort in as we prepare for war. We’re in no position to be cocky, no country our size deserves arrogance. We can’t let this notion distract us from being fully prepared, as individuals and as a nation. I think we can win a fair fight, us against them, with no outside interference. If we put all we have into this, yes, we will give them a fight for the ages.
And if we get such a fight, an honorable fight between bitter adversaries, we will carry our heads high, come what may.
Comments
We will fight but considering mufc betrayed The Word of Heavens our efforts will be futile.
Magnitude of this treason is so big Heavens will unleash it's rage upon irish mortals.
Oh Viktor mate you need to start taking your medication again... THis is really unbecoming of you...
Medication?
Look what they did to you.
Brainwashed you into herezy....
Istead throwing silly comments you could spend your free time rejecting SATAN! and praising The Word of Heavens!
But what if I am Satan?
For a while i suspected SATAN! has oppened an account in this game and plays it as regular player coz this world is going down the path of heresy by itself so SATAN! has a lot of free time...
So Satan...how are thing in Hell?
Does Asmodeus still advocating a new open war with Heavens or you gonna continue this "cold war"?
They will never beat the Irish !
"This is eIreland!"
Will you promise you'll at least consider saying that? It's just too badass.
one have to be badass to say badass things.
mufc betraying The Word has bacome weak heretic.
and heretics are lame
An Irishman, an Englishman, and an Italian walk into a bar and each order a beer. As they are about to drink their beers, a fly flies into each of the beers. The Italian picks the fly out of the beer and drinks it anyway. The Englishman refuses to drink his beer with a fly in it and asks he bartender for another. The Irishman picks the fly out of his beer, starts smacking it on its back and yells "Spit it out damnit! Its mine, spit it out!"
I think that's just the Cavan men that would beat the fly for every last drop
o/
Seven hours later, there's now ONE supporter for the RW. The Brit's enthusiasm for this is really bubbling over, isn't it?
One island = One Ireland. that's all
As an Ulsterman all i can say is 'For Queen and Country' we decide where we want to be not some little tinpot dictator in the South, and before you quey i'm from Downpatrick county Down
Ugh, can we not bring the eUS tradition of using tits to get votes over here?
If I want to look at tits, I can open another window.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay 😛P
There's a difference between gay, and wanting to be able to visit this site in college/work.
Take a joke as a joke mate 😛P
Tits... tits everywhere!
Ditto. It only shows that you are either a pervert either a kid begging for votes.
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Boru thinks we will belive he don't open porn sites while at work or college.
We must all accept tits as a gift from Heavens coz if Heavens didn't want us to gaze upon tits...tits would not be created in the first place.
Logic.
Well...It is a bit distracting to do it at work/uni.
I have a girlfriend Kurgan, porn is somewhat less appetising when you have the real thing.
Does your girlfriend knows she is your girlfriend Boru?
Or you are talking about virtual girlfriend...i hear they look quite real these days..
😛
I'll make a deal with you. Personally, I like tits. Tits rock. But I will only use them if they are a necessary part of the article. Better?
You'd be hard pressed to demonstrate where they would be necessary >.>
NO! NO! DO NOT DARE ARJAY!
DO NOT DARE TO GO AGAINST WISHES OF HEAVENS!
TITS! TITS ON EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD!
Proper british gentleman never take advatage of weak military of enemies.
We have proved it for example during Zulu Wars 🙂
I used word enemies, but i still hope today's enemy is tomorrow's ally
o7
You guys can be our puppet state. Now how does that sound?
you will have to prove first sir that you will not force us to drive bikes instead of cars on the right side or the road and put too much milk in tea before we accept you as our new overlords : )
Strength and Honour
wonderfully written
I read this. Some footnotes for ya:
1) The CP is a cheating little bollix with a bad attitude and many.many game accounts. I leave it at that til you find out for yourself.
2) Kurgan is a delusional nut. At first he seems cute and ironic, but he's disturbed and vicious, so don't let the religious ranting throw you off the trail.
Otherwise, have fun Sherlock.