Adios Amigos

Day 1,961, 03:46 • Published in USA Canada • by Thedillpickl

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Hi kids!

Well what can I say? I did what I did with no regrets. I built my empire just before Plato closed the door on the econ. I had a ball writing stuff before the media went sour. (No offense, but it just ain't the same today.) I had a gas doing shit at UIP, Sec of Media, party president, congress. Ran for PotUS as a joke with Chutley as my vp. Then the whole thing turned sideways and I was running for real after Speedcat dropped out and endorsed me. Of course I didn't come close, but hey, it was fun. Did the whip thing possibly too many times.

I couldn't leave well enough alone. Henry gave me crap my last time as whip so I ran for congress two more times and was elected both times. (Guess I was still relevant Henry. lol) I don't know how to feel about the way I was elected though as this was under the new "party knows best" rules. I still like the old way better.



I got to be the US ambassador to Switzerland several times because of my friends there. I suppose that's why I'm moving. Greener pastures and all that. Oh, and don't forget my fling with the exec as fingerguns DCoS. That was different. At least the place didn't burn to the ground while I was workin' for the CP.




To My Friends

Don't be sad, I will just be a PM away. Besides, most of my friends aren't even US citizens anymore, but to those who are, I will miss rubbing elbows with you. What I will not miss is living in the Ozark hills of Missouri.



My friends from Switzerland have promised a modest chalet in which I may reside.






To My Enemies

Believe it or not I will miss you the most. Part of what made the game fun for me was sparring with the many trolls out there. Unfortunately the quality of such foes has greatly diminished over the past year and now all that is left are malodorous little yapping dogs. (My apologies to dog fanciers.)




And Wrap It Up



Thanks for the fun times, that is all that really matters. Remember, this is only a game. Competition is one thing but if you are too serious here please get a life. Yes, I'm talking to you!