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A day in the life (aka "Welcome, new citizens" and "Orders for W. 17")

Day 154, 11:24 • Published in Pakistan

• by Dio Brando

So there I was, sitting on my throne, drinking some wine and reading philosophy. I was just about to light a cigar when Grand Vizier Falco came to me, bringing great news:

Sup big D. India is taken

'Oh. India, huh?' I thought. 'Well, that certainly went smooth. Did the indians even fight back at all? Or are my soldiers just THAT awesome?'
I lit my cigar.

So, what next then, Vizier? I asked him

I dunno lol he replied.

Oh well. Welcome, all new indians! Post your CV if you want a job, and ask me for some PKR if you don't have any food at all. There are some emergency PKR on sale until further notice.

For you in Squad 4,5,0 and X, just proceed as usual. Train, work and write articles. War will come soon, do not worry. I will post an updated list of squad members soon, so PM me or comment if you want to get transferred or join a squad.

Comments

OnionKnight Day 154, 11:33

But I have no cigars left

Scnigey Day 154, 10:52

Excellent.

Petar Molyneuxan Day 154, 10:57

India and Pakistan! Finally reunited as it was meant to be!

William Walker Day 154, 12:15

Cigar supplies are running low. The Indians are SWAMPING us with orders. Need more cigars, over.

Kuujou Joutarou Day 154, 12:08

There were people in India?

Aggieman Day 154, 13:00

Also, post your CV, and then PM the company manager for a job. Much easier that way for everyone.

Slowpoke Day 154, 12:42

I can\'t wait for moar war

Harbl Day 154, 13:39

So, who\'s next?
Thailan/d/?

Evang Day 154, 16:31

China has a tiny population, but a lot of regions. It\'d be wise to get them out of the way first.

Wall of Ducks Day 155, 00:56

I WISH TO JOIN A SQUAD FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF PEACE PLOX

Wait What? Day 155, 03:22

We are blessed, for our bible is written by the God-Emperor himself!

Whitesauce Day 155, 03:32

HAIL DIO! HAIL PAKISTAN. WELCOME INDIAN BROTHERS.

Ambalrith Day 155, 04:22

I just defeated a Swedish pig in america. THEIR BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED!

Boris Grishenko Day 155, 08:49

I hope our Indian brothers join us in the noble quest for peace. Together we can defeat the filthy Swedes.

Ideally our march across the land will be like a katamari of peace. We will gradually pick up more and more soldiers and supporters until we are so large that nothing will stop us.

Pervez Harbl Day 156, 01:45

WURRR!!! DURR HURR

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