The New UKIP Way
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The New UKIP Way
Overview:
The recent lack of new members flowing into UKIP (UK Independence Party) has been brought to attention by one of our newest members 'Alfagram' who has decided to put all of his efforts into making this party have a major role in eUK. I understand that some people are unwilling to leave their parties in order to assist our reconstruction of eUK but hopefully this will give you the information you need to make a balanced decision on our actions.
Our Aims:
We aim to be the most equal and fairest party in eUK, by joining us you will get the right to have an input on every decision that is made within UKIP. We will be entirely open and honest with each and every member no matter what their postion/rank within the party. If you believe in a fair wage for all eUK members we're the ones to talk to. We hope that we can make your eUK experience one to remember, and not for the wrong reasons.
Party Supplies:
With the ideas that 'Alfagram' has had to get us on our way we have come up with some simple but all together appealing supply concepts.
-> Working for UKIP will yield a 65 GBP wage (only if a member of UKIP)
-> Members of UKIP will get 1000 health and 10 Q7 tanks each weekend
-> A personal 'strike-kit' of 1000 health and 10 Q6 tanks every Friday until a proper military unit has been created
-> Workers of UKIP will receive 15 Q7 tanks for each day they work of the week, delivered on Sunday (max of 15x7=105 tanks) to defend eUK
If you believe this is some form of bribery then you are mistaken, our intention is to kickstart your eUK experience with us so that you can get yourself up and running. If you do not want to have these privledges so that you can make it on your own then please notify the UKIP president and they will stop them from occuring/proceeding.
How We Can Do This:
With the help of each and every member of eUK (UKIP member or not) we can help to strengthen this country and take over further lands to increase national profits in all regions.
By joining UKIP you will be helping in this effort and therefore helping yourself. (We shall give gold rewards for winning ideas on our party name, avatar(s) etc once we get initially set-up).
Yours Sincerely,
UKIP
Overview:
The recent lack of new members flowing into UKIP (UK Independence Party) has been brought to attention by one of our newest members 'Alfagram' who has decided to put all of his efforts into making this party have a major role in eUK. I understand that some people are unwilling to leave their parties in order to assist our reconstruction of eUK but hopefully this will give you the information you need to make a balanced decision on our actions.
Our Aims:
We aim to be the most equal and fairest party in eUK, by joining us you will get the right to have an input on every decision that is made within UKIP. We will be entirely open and honest with each and every member no matter what their postion/rank within the party. If you believe in a fair wage for all eUK members we're the ones to talk to. We hope that we can make your eUK experience one to remember, and not for the wrong reasons.
Party Supplies:
With the ideas that 'Alfagram' has had to get us on our way we have come up with some simple but all together appealing supply concepts.
-> Working for UKIP will yield a 65 GBP wage (only if a member of UKIP)
-> Members of UKIP will get 1000 health and 10 Q7 tanks each weekend
-> A personal 'strike-kit' of 1000 health and 10 Q6 tanks every Friday until a proper military unit has been created
-> Workers of UKIP will receive 15 Q7 tanks for each day they work of the week, delivered on Sunday (max of 15x7=105 tanks) to defend eUK
If you believe this is some form of bribery then you are mistaken, our intention is to kickstart your eUK experience with us so that you can get yourself up and running. If you do not want to have these privledges so that you can make it on your own then please notify the UKIP president and they will stop them from occuring/proceeding.
How We Can Do This:
With the help of each and every member of eUK (UKIP member or not) we can help to strengthen this country and take over further lands to increase national profits in all regions.
By joining UKIP you will be helping in this effort and therefore helping yourself. (We shall give gold rewards for winning ideas on our party name, avatar(s) etc once we get initially set-up).
Yours Sincerely,
UKIP
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So your only aim is to bribe people to get them into your party
Nais
Alfagrem*
I go by many names nick..........I iz master of disguize 😉
Alfagram! Don't leave me baby! 🙁
Don't mind theDark ace Longshot.
UKRP's natural default mode is "Kill all new things, ideas, peoples"
So attempting to buy people is a new idea?
Good luck guys
Pointless party is pointless.
Mainly because darkace is worried as their party will be the one you replace in the top five lol
Good luck and all the best
Hugh, please, when any other party springs up, I have no problem. But buying players is something that is wrong, people aren't sheep or machines or objects you can put a price on, they're men, with hearts that beat and minds that can think for their selves.
It's the method in which alfa has decided to recruit, that's something I have a problem with. And the fact he left UKPP because he doesn't control it anymore.
UKRP obv didn't talk about PTOing UKPP when it appeared or NE for that matter.................oh wait.
durr
Totally irrelevant reply
afaik no UKRP member has attempted to pto the UKPP, whilst plenty of UKPP members have tried the opposite 😛
But yeah, it's very telling that 90% of this article is FREE STUFF and then a few half arsed lines on 'restructure for a fairer new UK'.
Would you mind telling us how you intend to achieve this? I'm up for a policy debate like the next man, but it's useless trying to have a rational discussion with people bent on, at best, poetic language
Final Point: The RL UKIP is strongly-right libertarian (the polar opposite of it's namesake here).
I'd say it's telling that as UKIP grows, UKPP shrinks.
Wonder how that happened.
Nothing new, Just egotism and too large a credit card for sense.
The name and orientation aren't set as there will be a ballot on all that and for all I know we could be called "The Snuggly Alliance"!?
Same with forthcoming policies.
i dunno how many votes you would get for the TSA lol
When alfa was a member of the UKPP his generosity of supplies was very much apreciated.The members of the UKPP that followed alfa did so of their own free will as is their democratic right.Now alfa has gone to pastures new (UKIP) and is further demonstrating his generosity there.I don't see anything wrong with this and i cant see why some of the above find a problem with it.Good luck alfa and the UKIP.
Because it's bribery mick, that's why people have a problem with it.