215 Days
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by tef1
Dear eSwiss citizens,
The legendary patriot Tef1 as well as the Commander of the "Swiss Patriotic Guards" and Emperor of the the jokester land just issues the following proclamation. It reads as the following:
Dear Patriots and enemies of the state,
I, Tef1, the beloved and cherished Emperor of the Jokester land, hereby announced to friends and foes alike that unless the establishment that is failing eSwiss changes its ways and do all it can to improve life to the public then it will be incumbent upon me to take drastic measures.
To that effect, I am hereby giving the establishment 215 days to get their act together for the benefit of the eNation. If they fail and since they are unfairly trashing my character with articles after articles, I, Tef1, would have no other option but to conduct a civil war against the eNation.
Lets get something straight, unlike all previous civil wars in the new world, this is to restore democracy not ruin it.
In the mean time, I will be returning to Congress - an act that the failing establishment cant do nothing to stop.
If the establishment wants to restore fairness in the land, they can start by offering unequivocal apologies to me for the character assassinations of the past few months. More than that, I am deserving of a 650,000 CC apology reward for the misdeeds done to me. The establishment can cease power and give the power to a proven leader as they have failed time in and time again.
If the establishment wishes to continue with this stubborn attitude, then we will have a civil war in 215 days from today, if not a bit sooner if circumstances warrant it.
I hope they wont
Tef1
Dictator in waiting and Congressman designee
This is a historic announcement and honestly one that is way over due. We here in TNS thank our beloved leader Tef1 for his patriotic announcement. Civil War is now a likely outcome unless the establishment did the right things in the next 215 days.
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The countdown begins.
lol
Finally who gets it. Kids in eSwiss cant take a joke.
ah, once again the traitor threatens switzerland with a civil war, though his MU, so that he can establish his own dictatorship..?
its not surprising in the slightest.
teffy, instead of threatening the democracy of switzerland, you should, perhaps work for the good of the country?
or to perhaps stop being a traitor?
or even taking a trip to e-USA?
dunno.
as for your ''compensation'' fee of 650,000 CC's, i suggest that we should all give you 650,000 kicks in the butt.
that would be much better.
eat oats, and go to sleep, teffy, you're drunk again.
You have 215 days to convince me to be a good citizen. Few suggestions.
1. Offer an apology for character assassination
2. 650k CC - down from 800k so be thankful.
3. A term as CP
4. A democratic dictatorship just for the medal
I am not gong anywhere. I am a patriot. Stop the character assassination and the drama will end. You, Rican and few others need to stop with the drama.
No, please do not encourage him to come to the eUS, lol.
We will pay 1 million cc to eUS + him .
Please take him away, we all beg .
Dont worry, I wont leave eSwiss. If I am to leave eSwiss, I will only do it to a small eNation so I can concur it. eUS is too large for my agenda.
In all honesty I had the best of intentions for eSwiss and was a remarkable CP. Then, they start bashing me for no reason. I am a forgiving person, if either Chris and Rican wrote an article to effect of asking for everyone to stop the character assassinations, then I will restart to have the best intentions I used to have.
Dont hate on me Shilloh13, I had good intentions with eUS too until you and some characters especially in SFP ruined it.
@Bombooo, I will compromise with you and take 650k instead of the million you are offering.
yeah, we don't want him back.
No worries, I wont be back.
1. no, you are a traitor and a troll. you should apologize to us.
2. hahaha! no. do you want 650k kicks in the face?
3. hahaha! again, no. we dont need traitors as our CP.
4. nope. we dont negotiate with traitors like you.
go to e-USA, and you can have fun with chickensguys and he will put you in CP rank and in the american congress.
go to do your stuff in there
1. Chris, I have done nothing wrong. Trolling is fun. I only do it because yall do it to me. All them articles you write attacking me. I never ever wrote article against you.
2. I will bring it back to 620k. Deal?
3. Rican complimented my tenure remember manchild?
4. It is either or not all or so.....
I am not leaving until one of my demands is met. After which I promise to leave and this time, I wont come back.
Once Upon a Time...in Switzerland...
There was dictatorship and a clown saved the day.
good luck with that 😃
Thanks. Watch and learn. I sense sarcasm, no problem. In 214 days, we will rebuild eSwiss in my image.
i am just surprised that you are a controversial figure in your country, didn't know that.
Dont let a small percentage of loud mouth minority confuse you. I am beloved here.
haha, I like your attitude 😃
Some of the "hate" is acting. I paid them to bash me. I am nice like that. What say you, I am in a need of 650K, and donations my beloved sir?
If each and every one of you invest 215 days into learning a new skill in the real world and perfecting it, instead of wasting your time in useless debates over a virtual "pay-to-win" game 🙂 well, you would feel much better as a person and not worry about different opinions that are thrown around here like it matters, because the truth is - it doesn't 🙂 and thanks for reminding me of this once more.
If you are bored with the game, dont play. Dont ruin it for the rest of us who enjoy it. Until recent endless drama, it used to be a good community to have friend with. I am trying to restore that.
I'm not bored 🙂 I'm just wondering why are you so pathetic? If you have any self respect, just find something worth your time doing, that could improve your meaningless existence, instead of wasting your time and that of other people as well. Think about it and go read a book or something, since you spend way too much time on this website. Take it as a friendly advice 🙂
I would suggest you fix your grammar before telling others to read a book. It is amazing the extent the establishment goes to silence any sort of honesty regards to their failures.
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Which side are you on? The establishment or the resistance?
establishment...tho not a citizen of your beloved country
This is eLife. I am a Swiss. Swiss here, Swiss there, Swiss everywhere.
Dear Tef
In past articles and comments of you, you always told that you're a democratic person.
So why do you call yourself an "emperor" now?
I am a Democratic man. But when your institutions are so broken, you join the dark side just for the means of gaining power and restore Democracy. That is my goal.
That never worked.
Study about the current PM of Ethiopia. He is no freedom fighter but he joined the dictators to be PM and once in power, he reformed it, kinda.
Maybe yes. But the experience tells me that once in power, this power changes the mind of people in power.
Look at real life's Russia. Lenin wanted a marxcist Revolution. Once in power, he didn't act like in the ideas of Marx. He installed a one party dictatorship.
There is always a counter example.